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term='rarezas'/><category term='aformismo'/><category term='Mundo virtual'/><category term='cantante'/><category term='verdades'/><category term='catástrofes'/><category term='Calor'/><category term='inquisición'/><title type='text'>Before the Dark</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>160</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-6655400822558311674</id><published>2012-02-04T11:47:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T12:29:53.713+01:00</updated><title type='text'>El color del viento</title><content type='html'>Si tú me preguntas blanco o negro, te diré: NEGRO. Si no me preguntas porqué, no te diré nada más. Pero si quieres saber porqué, te diré:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NEGRO si el fondo es blanco y quieres destacar.&lt;br /&gt;BLANCO si el fondo es negro y quieres destacar.&lt;br /&gt;BLANCO si el fondo es blanco y no quieres destacar.&lt;br /&gt;NEGRO si el fondo es negro y no quieres destacar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si yo elijo negro, o bien es porque todo es negro y no quiero que se me vea, o bien porque el fondo es blanco y quiero que se me vea claramente. Te diré además que la pregunta, tal como la percibe el interrogado, tiene su contexto. El contexto es la interpretación que hace el interrogado sobre su propia situación.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Así, te diré que, en mi caso, y sin mas datos, tengo total libertad. Puedo imaginarme la pregunta y el contexto como me dé la gana. Así que, en el momento y situación en que leo la pregunta, lo veo claro: la respuesta es NEGRO. Negro porque lo veo todo negro, pero al fin y al cabo tampoco hay que darle mayor importancia. Con el mismo esfuerzo, podría haberlo visto todo blanco.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De hecho, si consultas a uno de esos consultores de &lt;i&gt;coaching,&lt;/i&gt; tan de moda ahora, seguramente te hubiesen dicho que es mucho mejor verlo todo blanco. Que el mismo esfuerzo te hubiese costado. Recuerdo una frase que leí en algún sitio: "los pesimistas son los que normalmente llevan razón, pero se divierten mucho menos en las fiestas". Que profunda sabiduría. Quizás es la explicación de porqué he tenido más fiestas en las que no me he divertido que de las otras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ese sería un razonamiento racional, pero como seguro que sabes, el juego es mucho más amplio. Podría no haber contestado en absoluto. La no contestación también es una contestación. Podría significar: no quiero contestarte porque no me gusta tu pregunta, o porque no estoy de acuerdo en las implicaciones de la pregunta: las implicaciones son que sólo hay dos respuestas posibles; blanco o negro; uno o cero; sí o no; inocente o culpable; victoria o derrota.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Igual puedo también contestar con una respuesta diferente, por ejemplo: GRIS.&lt;br /&gt;Si lo hago, estoy debatiendo el origen de la cuestión, pero al mismo tiempo propongo otra tesis. Mientras que si no contesto admito implícitamente tu autoridad, aunque no comparta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quizás, he interpretado mal la pregunta: no preguntas sobre mí sino sobre tí. No quieres saber que color me gusta a mí sino el color que yo creo que tú deberías elegir. Con ello me estás pidiendo un juicio de valor, no sobre mis gustos, sino sobre los tuyos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En fin, aparte del blanco, y el negro, y los diversos tonos de gris, hay muchos más colores. Colores primarios como el verde, el azul o el rojo. Colores con matices, como el azul marino o el amarillo limón. Y en un alarde de fantasía poética, podría decir incluso que el color que más me gusta es el color del viento.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque sí, quizás esa sería mi respuesta. Prefiero el color del viento. Porque, contestando a la gallega, ¿sabes tú cual es el color del viento?.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-6655400822558311674?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/6655400822558311674/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=6655400822558311674' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6655400822558311674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6655400822558311674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2012/02/porque-blanco-o-negro.html' title='El color del viento'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-7868457140857706318</id><published>2012-02-02T21:46:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2012-02-02T21:46:22.558+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Malos tiempos para la lírica</title><content type='html'>&lt;i&gt;Debe haber forma de salir de aqui,&lt;br /&gt;- dijo el Bufón al Ladrón -&lt;br /&gt;Hay demasiada confusión,&lt;br /&gt;No consigo ningún respiro.&lt;br /&gt;Mercaderes, se beben mi vino,&lt;br /&gt;Labriegos socavan mi tierra,&lt;br /&gt;Ninguno de ellos sabe&lt;br /&gt;Lo que realmente vale la pena.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No hay razón para alborotarse,&lt;br /&gt;-Habló amablemente el Ladrón-&lt;br /&gt;Hay muchos entre nosotros que piensan&lt;br /&gt;Que la vida no es más que una broma.&lt;br /&gt;Pero tú y yo, ya hemos pasado por eso,&lt;br /&gt;Y este no es nuestro destino,&lt;br /&gt;Así que no seamos hipócritas,&lt;br /&gt;Se está haciendo tarde.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Desde la Atalaya,&lt;br /&gt;La Princesa vigilaba&lt;br /&gt;Mientras las mujeres iban y venían,&lt;br /&gt;Y los lacayos, también.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuera en la lejanía un gato montés gruñó,&lt;br /&gt;Dos jinetes se acercaban,&lt;br /&gt;El viento empezó a aullar.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Desde la Atalaya&lt;/b&gt;, Bob Dylan, 1967&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hace frio, mucho frio. No eso que dicen los meteorólogos de "sensación térmica" sino un frio que pela. A lo lejos, Jimi, el siempre joven, refrasea la vieja canción subversiva. El bufón y el ladrón. Dos personajes universales que llenan las pantallas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El mes pasado, murió mi primo Javi. Javi tenía mi misma edad, sólo un par de meses menos. Revoltoso y vivelavida, hizo lo que le dió la gana y lo que le aguantó el cuerpo. Ya estuvo a punto de morir varias veces antes, una vez cuando salió despedido por un accidente de un todoterreno que se había comprado y con el que fardaba de ir por el campo haciendo el bestia. La otra cuando se cayó por el hueco de un ascensor de un edificio en obras. Se endeudó hasta los dientes, rehipotecó su casa una y otra vez, y esa es la herencia que ha dejado a su viuda y sus hijas. Hizo lo que quiso, pero, ¿le podemos criticar por eso, visto cómo está el panorama?.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enciendes la tele y te tragas media hora de economía barata de nuestros actuales dirigentes, esos que han venido para terminar el trabajo que empezaron los anteriores. "Apretarse el cinturón", "ajustes y recortes", "nos hemos gastado lo que no teníamos, y ahora hay que devolverlo". ¿Cómo que no lo teníamos?. Claro que lo teníamos. Lo teníamos porque ustedes los políticos nos lo prometieron y los banqueros nos lo dieron. Perdón quise decir ustedes los bufones nos lo prometieron y los ladrones nos lo dieron. ¿O era al revés?.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ahora al timo de la estampita lo llaman "economía".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bueno, para relajarnos tenemos además las noticias de justicia, que han desplazado claramente al fútbol y los toros del escenario. Jueces juzgando a jueces que recusan a sus jueces. Juicios por unos trajes que nos cuestan a los españoles diez veces más caro que lo que valían los puñeteros trajes, y todo para descubrir lo que ya sabíamos: lo mal que huele toda la clase política. Juicios que airean las desgracias ajenas como si los pobres no tuviesen ya bastante con lo suyo, y además son objeto de mercadería y compraventa, a tanto la noticia, a cuanto el rumor, a tanto la exclusiva.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Entre todos hemos montado este espectáculo de la justicia que nos está consumiendo esos dineros que luego faltan para otras cosas más básicas como la sanidad y la educación, pero, ¿y lo que nos divertimos?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dices tú de lírica, ¿no te parece que ya tienes bastante lírica?.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-7868457140857706318?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/7868457140857706318/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=7868457140857706318' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7868457140857706318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7868457140857706318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2012/02/malos-tiempos-para-la-lirica.html' title='Malos tiempos para la lírica'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-4465602041250369178</id><published>2011-12-31T14:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-12-31T14:27:51.189+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='El caso Juan Español'/><title type='text'>El caso Juan Español (I: primeros años)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fv1ENCCPT3Q/Tv8M6msdNbI/AAAAAAABkLU/Ty2cbLVJ2hQ/s1600/DNI1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="217" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fv1ENCCPT3Q/Tv8M6msdNbI/AAAAAAABkLU/Ty2cbLVJ2hQ/s320/DNI1.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Juan Español nace en Madrid, mediados los 50, en el seno de una familia trabajadora. Su padre, segundo de doce hermanos, ha tenido que emigrar del pueblo y se ha venido a Madrid, sin estudios más que de una escuela que tuvo que abandonar a los 8 años para cuidar ovejas y cerdos, uno de los múltiples trabajos de campo que haría.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Así que Juan, desde pequeño, sabe lo que es ver a su padre trabajar y trabajar, para labrarse un futuro, para él y para su familia. Afortunadamente, aunque su padre trabaja de lunes a sábado, su madre no, por lo que está bien atendido, él y sus dos hermanos menores, Pedro y Mercedes. Junto con su abuela y tíos, viven en un piso de 70 metros, un poco amontonados, pero felices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;María, en cambio, coetánea de Juan, nace en el seno de una familia acomodada. Fué la tercera de siete hermanos. Su padre, militar, hijo y nieto de militares, participó en la guerra, en la que ascendió rápidamente. Así que, desde que ella recuerda, a su madre siempre le ayudaron en casa, o bien una "chacha" y una cocinera, o, en la época en la que la familia tenía que vivir en cuarteles, los propios soldaditos de reemplazo hacían las labores de la casa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo malo era que a su padre le cambiaban de destino cada pocos años. Así que, junto con sus seis hermanos, toda la familia tenía que recoger los bártulos y hacer mudanza, en ocasiones incluso al extranjero. Con el tiempo, el militar Francisco y su esposa Dolores se cansaron de acarrear familia y fueron dejando poco a poco a sus hijos en internados, ellos militares, ellas de monjas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quien más, quien menos, todos los hijos del militar sacaron carrera. Bien es cierto que algunos de ellos con más dificultades que otros, sobre todo "los del medio" pues eran los que más tiempo pasaron en internados, y esa experiencia parece que no les ayudó demasiado a forjarse un carácter estable y menesteroso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En cambio, Juan, y por expreso deseo de su padre, que siempre quiso estudiar pero no pudo, entró en la universidad, en una difícil carrera de ingeniería. Su hermano y hermana pequeños no tuvieron tanta suerte. Pedro, cuando acabó el bachillerato, fué llevado al taller de su padre, con el destino declarado de asumir con el tiempo el negocio familiar. Mercedes terminó estudiando una Maestría que le permitió al poco tiempo encontrar un trabajo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Los primeros años de carrera de Juan no fueron fáciles, pero su capacidad de trabajo y mediana inteligencia le permitieron superar sin agobios curso tras curso hasta el final. Habiendo pedido prórroga por estudios, el año que terminó la carrera entró en sorteo de los quintos y en tierras castellanas cumplió su deber militar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Juan y María se encontraron por casualidad en una fiesta universitaria, allá por finales de los 70, donde él hacía de pinchadiscos. Entonces empezó una relación que se haría más fuerte en la época en que Juan, terminada su carrera, esperaba su incorporación a filas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-4465602041250369178?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4465602041250369178/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=4465602041250369178' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/4465602041250369178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/4465602041250369178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/12/el-caso-juan-espanol-i-primeros-anos.html' title='El caso Juan Español (I: primeros años)'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fv1ENCCPT3Q/Tv8M6msdNbI/AAAAAAABkLU/Ty2cbLVJ2hQ/s72-c/DNI1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8605511746087399382</id><published>2011-11-29T08:36:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-11-29T09:07:56.711+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suerte'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='éxito'/><title type='text'>Button, Webber, y Alonso</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iTmvFXxyNSA/TtSSkppvz5I/AAAAAAABg40/awV3hTEfnuE/s1600/F1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="212" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iTmvFXxyNSA/TtSSkppvz5I/AAAAAAABg40/awV3hTEfnuE/s320/F1.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;El pasado domingo, en Interlagos, Brasil, Vettel se proclamó campeón del Mundo. La victoria de Vettel no es noticia: simplemente es el mejor piloto con el mejor coche.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fernando Alonso, en cambio, partía en la tercera posición del mundial, con posibilidades de alcanzar la segunda posición. Button defendía esa segunda posición, mientras que Webber a su vez, cuarto, aspiraba a alcanzar los puntos suficientes para rebasar a Alonso y quedar tercero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Durante la carrera, pareció que Alonso podía vencer a Button, de hecho fué por delante de él gran parte del recorrido, pero al final Button le adelantó. Por su parte, Webber, que estaba segundo en la carrera, recibió el favor de su compañero de equipo, Vettel, quien se dejó adelantar para que Webber quedase primero en la carrera y tercero en el mundial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Al final, todo el mundo alaba a Alonso, a su calidad como piloto, a su fuerza y a su pundonor, pero al final, los que se llevan los premios son otros. Está claro que Alonso no tiene ni el mejor equipo ni el mejor coche, de modo que por muy buen piloto que sea, esa desventaja es definitiva en la victoria final.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todo este rollo viene a cuento de un artículo que leí ayer de Francisco Alcaide: "&lt;a href="http://www.franciscoalcaide.com/2011/11/10-rasgos-que-distinguen-los-ganadores.html"&gt;10 rasgos que distinguen a los ganadores&lt;/a&gt;". En esos maravillosos consejos de "&lt;i&gt;coaching&lt;/i&gt;": &lt;i&gt;foco, compromiso, aprendizaje, paciencia, resistencia, etc.&lt;/i&gt;, que parece que llevados a cabo deberían llevar a la victoria, sin embargo, echo de menos uno que me parece mas importante que todos los demás: &lt;b&gt;la suerte&lt;/b&gt;. En el caso de Vettel y Webber, la suerte de tener el mejor coche. No creo que sean ellos tan listos como para haber elegido Red Bull sabiendo que en ese equipo había un coche tan bueno que les iba a permitir tener una ventaja de más de medio segundo por vuelta durante todo el campeonato. Simplemente, han tenido la suerte de correr en este equipo este año.&lt;br /&gt;Desde luego, siempre es posible cagarla. Así, Hamilton, a pesar de tener el mismo coche que Button, y mejor que el de Alonso, se las ha apañado para darse de golpes con todo el mundo, y acabar por detrás de Alonso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Es verdad que lo que ha hecho Alonso tiene mucho mérito, y todo el mundo le admira. Es verdad, pero a pesar de haber hecho todos los deberes, luego los premios y los laureles se los llevan otros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En definitiva, si quieres tener éxito en la vida, debes de tener foco, compromiso, aprendizaje, paciencia, resistencia, en definitiva, tienes que ser el mejor. Pero además,&amp;nbsp;asegúrate&amp;nbsp;de &lt;b&gt;tener suerte.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8605511746087399382?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8605511746087399382/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8605511746087399382' title='5 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8605511746087399382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8605511746087399382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/11/button-webber-y-alonso.html' title='Button, Webber, y Alonso'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iTmvFXxyNSA/TtSSkppvz5I/AAAAAAABg40/awV3hTEfnuE/s72-c/F1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8669769941664969015</id><published>2011-11-17T17:22:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-11-17T17:38:25.878+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='endogamia'/><title type='text'>Cómo saber que estás entrando en una organización endogámica</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cuando entras, nadie te cuenta nada. No hay manual de usuario ni curso de bienvenida.&amp;nbsp;Te enteras de cómo funcionan las cosas "preguntando al de al lado".&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cuando quedan plazas libres, existe un procedimiento especial de promoción interna que no se publica, sólo pueden solicitarlo las personas que ya están en "la casa".&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Los ascensores y los urinarios son los sitios donde se averigua de verdad lo que "se cuece" en la organización.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Las notificaciones "oficiales" de las cosas que están pasando no llegan o llegan siempre tarde, cuando todo el mundo ya sabe de qué va el asunto.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Por los pasillos, se cuentan historias del año de maricastaña.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Las estructuras organizativas son puramente teóricas y decorativas. A la hora de la verdad, cada uno llama directamente "al que se ocupa de esto o de aquello", sin molestarse en recorrer "la vía jerárquica".&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Una serie de personas te dan consejos (cuando no órdenes) de cómo debes hacer tu trabajo, pero no son tus jefes y ni siquiera trabajan en tu mismo departamento.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Se convocan reuniones "por sorpresa" a horas intempestivas y sin tiempo material para acudir a ellas. Se convocan por correo electrónico, sin mas avisos, con un par de horas de antelación. No hay orden del día.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Se da la coincidencia de que hay muchos "hermanos", "hijos", etc. que trabajan en la misma organización.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Se da la coincidencia de que se contrata a menudo, de forma externa, a personas que anteriormente trabajaban para la organización, de forma interna.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;El presupuesto de unas unidades es gastado por otras.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;Corolario: si tienes la desgracia de caer en una organización endogámica, yo que tu empezaría a buscar cuanto antes la forma de salir rápidamente de allí.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8669769941664969015?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8669769941664969015/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8669769941664969015' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8669769941664969015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8669769941664969015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/11/como-saber-que-estas-entrando-en-una.html' title='Cómo saber que estás entrando en una organización endogámica'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8952122844181440724</id><published>2011-11-16T18:10:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-11-16T18:14:03.743+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='#eufemismosdefollar'/><title type='text'>Twitter trendig topics forever</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="js-stream-item stream-item" data-item-id="136841346471301120" data-item-type="tweet" media="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;Eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Zeixert/status/136851534041448448" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="6:02 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321462922000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 5 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136851534041448448" style="font-size: 11px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Ferri lopez&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Remojar el pincel del deseo en tu rebosante bote de pintura.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Ferrilopez/status/136850358877167616" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:57 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321462642000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 9 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136850358877167616" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="favorite-action js-toggle-fav" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="146455940" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/sesmerete" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Julito el trujas"&gt;sesmerete&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Julito el trujas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="geo-pin" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: url(https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/a/1321379639/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -224px -64px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 7px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;María preparaté que esta noche te voy a echar 5 polvos!! Tu sólo?(responde maria) No cariño, yo y otros 4 amigos más!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/sesmerete/status/136849784932802560" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:55 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321462505000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 12 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136849784932802560" style="font-size: 11px; 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Xq se la oye desde aqui!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/sesmerete/status/136848853491122177" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:51 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321462283000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 16 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136848853491122177" style="font-size: 11px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Ferri lopez&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Mantener erguida la batuta hasta extasiar a la Filarmónica.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Ferrilopez/status/136847075018162176" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:44 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461859000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; 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margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="146455940" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/sesmerete" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Julito el trujas"&gt;sesmerete&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Julito el trujas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; 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line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;te vas a quedar tan a gusto cuando te eche el polvo que lo primero que harás será contarselo a mamá!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/sesmerete/status/136846914514714624" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:43 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461821000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 23 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136846914514714624" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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margin-top: 3px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 48px;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Miguel Ángel Rdgz" class="user-profile-link js-action-profile-avatar" data-user-id="303915503" height="48" src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1625614935/267388_10150333292799365_683534364_9575756_867127_n_normal.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="48" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-content" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="303915503" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/rasta_sinpasta" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Miguel Ángel Rdgz"&gt;rasta_sinpasta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Miguel Ángel Rdgz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;Alguien está echando un polvo en la clase de al lado y las sillas no están engrasadas, es la única explicación...&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23eufemismosdefollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#eufemismosdefollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/rasta_sinpasta/status/136846180524105728" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:40 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461646000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 26 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136846180524105728" style="font-size: 11px; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;Carla Bruni teme "no tener suficiente leche"&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-timeline-link" data-expanded-url="http://is.gd/i5iJ6w" data-ultimate-url="http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/1221965/0/sarkozy/bruni-miedo/suficiente-leche" href="http://t.co/KraoTOdM" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/daveez/status/136845622337740800" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:38 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461513000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 28 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136845622337740800" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Hacer una guarrerida española&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves/status/136843775636029440" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:31 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461073000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 36 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136843775636029440" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="js-stream-item stream-item" data-item-id="136843658174541825" data-item-type="tweet" media="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; border-bottom-color: rgb(235, 235, 235); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; color: #444444; display: block; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, 'Liberation Sans', FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: -1px; min-height: 60px; orphans: 2; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; 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border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="48" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-content" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="243595284" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/alemeyers" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Alejandro Méndez"&gt;alemeyers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Alejandro Méndez&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;darte lo tuyo y lo de tu prima&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/alemeyers/status/136843658174541825" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:30 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461045000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 36 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136843658174541825" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; 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margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="js-stream-item stream-item" data-item-id="136843596530843648" data-item-type="tweet" media="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; border-bottom-color: rgb(235, 235, 235); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; color: #444444; display: block; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, 'Liberation Sans', FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: -1px; min-height: 60px; orphans: 2; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="stream-item-content tweet js-actionable-tweet js-stream-tweet stream-tweet  " data-is-reply-to="false" data-item-id="136843596530843648" data-screen-name="uriondo" data-tweet-id="136843596530843648" data-user-id="2446351" style="font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px; position: relative; zoom: 1;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-image" style="float: left; height: 48px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 3px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 48px;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Miguel Ángel Uriondo" class="user-profile-link js-action-profile-avatar" data-user-id="2446351" height="48" src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1640680571/uriondoae_normal.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; 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cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Miguel Ángel Uriondo"&gt;uriondo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Miguel Ángel Uriondo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;No puedo resistirme a los&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Eufemismosdefollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#Eufemismosdefollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;Eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;que propone&lt;a class="  twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="eljueves" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;"&gt;&lt;s style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.5; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;@&lt;/s&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;eljueves&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;: Jugar en modo cooperativo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/uriondo/status/136843596530843648" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:30 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321461030000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 36 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136843596530843648" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="favorite-action js-toggle-fav" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Favorito"&gt;&lt;span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-retweet" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="retweet-action js-toggle-rt" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Retwittear"&gt;&lt;span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="reply-action js-action-reply" data-screen-name="uriondo" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Respuesta"&gt;&lt;span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="js-stream-item stream-item" data-item-id="136843435297607680" data-item-type="tweet" media="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; border-bottom-color: rgb(235, 235, 235); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; color: #444444; display: block; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, 'Liberation Sans', FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: -1px; min-height: 60px; orphans: 2; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="stream-item-content tweet js-actionable-tweet js-stream-tweet stream-tweet  " data-is-reply-to="false" data-item-id="136843435297607680" data-screen-name="Zeixert" data-tweet-id="136843435297607680" data-user-id="266655435" style="font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px; position: relative; zoom: 1;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-image" style="float: left; height: 48px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 3px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 48px;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Dr. Paradigma  ✔" class="user-profile-link js-action-profile-avatar" data-user-id="266655435" height="48" src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1629452514/Quentin_Massys._normal.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="48" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-content" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="266655435" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Zeixert" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Dr. Paradigma  ✔"&gt;Zeixert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Dr. Paradigma ✔&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;Tropecé y me quedé atrapado en un agujero, saltaba y saltaba, pero no lograba salir. Finalmente, vomité de tanto salto.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Eufemismosdefollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#Eufemismosdefollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;Eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Zeixert/status/136843435297607680" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:29 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460992000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 37 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136843435297607680" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="favorite-action js-toggle-fav" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; 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margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="169423386" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/berbe" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Berbe"&gt;berbe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Berbe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;Darte de lo tuyo y de lo de tu amiga, por si no se deja.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/berbe/status/136843063850041345" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:28 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460903000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 39 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136843063850041345" style="font-size: 11px; 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overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 48px;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Ferri lopez" class="user-profile-link js-action-profile-avatar" data-user-id="98864476" height="48" src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1424588634/fotomonologo_normal.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="48" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-content" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="98864476" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Ferrilopez" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Ferri lopez"&gt;Ferrilopez&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Ferri lopez&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Lanzar a Dertycia a perforar la meta rival.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Ferrilopez/status/136842346510811136" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:25 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460732000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 41 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136842346510811136" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Enchufarte el pendrive hasta la empuñadura.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Hispamail/status/136841773682135040" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:23 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460595000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 44 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136841773682135040" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="favorite-action js-toggle-fav" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17191272" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="El Jueves"&gt;eljueves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Dar bambú&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves/status/136841619881205760" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:22 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460559000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Pasar a máquina. (Chiste: Niño, dile a tu madre que lo que tenia que pasar a máquina, ya lo he pasado a mano)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/friki/status/136840514724036608" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:18 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460295000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 49 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136840514724036608" style="font-size: 11px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;"¿Tu te lo quieres pasar jamon conmigo niña?"&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23zurdo" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#zurdo"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;#&lt;/s&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;zurdo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23malviviendo" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#malviviendo"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;#&lt;/s&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;malviviendo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Gotaku/status/136840307949051904" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:17 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460246000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 50 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136840307949051904" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Pelar la pava&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/javigmoya/status/136840114541301762" style="color: #9d582e; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Estudiar anatomía&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/javigmoya/status/136840002599518211" style="color: #9d582e; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;"guarrerida sersuar"&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23chiquito" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;rebentar los muelles de la cama; desestresarse mutuamente; pagar una deuda...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/CJMaci/status/136839850446954497" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:15 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460137000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; 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margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#eufemismosdefollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;eufemismosdefollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Bunga Bunga. Berlusconi dixit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/jacossan/status/136839822244446208" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:15 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460130000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 51 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839822244446208" style="font-size: 11px; 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margin-top: 3px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 48px;"&gt;&lt;img alt="La LP" class="user-profile-link js-action-profile-avatar" data-user-id="210181363" height="48" src="https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1569947962/00363ffa-abf9-484f-be68-bab829fe45af_normal.png" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="48" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-content" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 58px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; min-height: 48px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;La LP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-meta" style="color: #999999; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="extra-icons" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: absolute; right: 5px; top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="inlinemedia-icons js-icon-container" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 2px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;nos vamos a echar la siesta...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Velvetbites/status/136839769022930944" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:15 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460117000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 52 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839769022930944" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; visibility: hidden;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-action action-favorite" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="favorite-action js-toggle-fav" href="https://twitter.com/#" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial !important; outline-style: none !important; outline-width: initial !important; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; 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margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Victoryiyo/status/136839535567978496" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:14 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460062000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 52 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839535567978496" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosdeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosdeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosdeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;tralarí tralará&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Gotaku/status/136839484334551040" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:14 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460050000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 53 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839484334551040" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17191272" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="El Jueves"&gt;eljueves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;El Jueves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Hacer la caidita de Roma&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves/status/136839336959295488" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:13 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321460014000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 53 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839336959295488" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-user-name" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17191272" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves" style="color: #9d582e; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="El Jueves"&gt;eljueves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-full-name" style="color: #999999; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;El Jueves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-corner" style="display: inline-block; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-text js-tweet-text" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-wrap: break-word;"&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EufemismosDeFollar" rel="nofollow" style="color: #9d582e; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" title="#EufemismosDeFollar"&gt;&lt;s class="hash" style="display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; opacity: 0.7; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; white-space: normal;"&gt;EufemismosDeFollar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Hacer ñogo ñogo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="tweet-row" style="display: block; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative;"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-timestamp js-permalink" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eljueves/status/136839231711621121" style="color: #9d582e; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="5:13 pm, nov 16"&gt;&lt;span class="_timestamp" data-long-form="true" data-time="1321459989000" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;hace 54 minutos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tweet-actions js-actions" data-tweet-id="136839231711621121" style="font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dauHThK-qKI/TqK1dhontKI/AAAAAAABbtU/VYcRLpDnvns/s1600/Estrella+doble%252C+Cenit+47.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dauHThK-qKI/TqK1dhontKI/AAAAAAABbtU/VYcRLpDnvns/s1600/Estrella+doble%252C+Cenit+47.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esta semana terminé de leer &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrella_doble_(novela)"&gt;Estrella Doble&lt;/a&gt;, de &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Heinlein"&gt;Robert A. Heinlein&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La novela trata de la suplantación de un famoso político, que ha sufrido un secuestro, por un actor. El actor tiene tal éxito en su misión, que lo que inicialmente iba a ser sólo una "actuación" breve y coyuntural, poco a poco se va convirtiendo en un papel permanente. Hasta el punto que, en la novela, el actor reemplaza completamente a su personaje real, dirigiendo el gobierno interplanetario durante muchos años (*).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Una de las cosas que me gustan de la ciencia ficción es que permiten enunciar hipótesis muy reales sobre nuestro mundo actual, pero que no son rechazadas pues se ubican en un mundo lejano e imaginario.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sabemos que esta hipótesis no es nada descabellada. Ronald Reagan y &lt;br /&gt;Arnold Schwarzenegger han "dado el salto" con evidente éxito de la interpretación escénica a la interpretación política.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;¿Raro?. No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deportistas, periodistas, actores, y en general todos aquellos que por su fama tienen gran presencia mediática, tienen mucho andado en política.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Así, hace poco se han anunciado las candidaturas al senado de famosos deportistas, ya en la recta final de su carrera: Abel Antón y Marta Domínguez.  Su candidatura se anuncia con las siguientes palabras «Son un ejemplo de esfuerzo, sonrisa, superación y éxito».&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero les ponen porque son famosos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yo la verdad me resisto a que me representen personas extraordinarias. Las personas extraordinarias no ven el mundo como lo vemos las personas normales. Las personas que han tenido éxito, viven generalmente en un mundo distinto al que vivimos los demás.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;De todos modos, y volviendo a la cuestión principal, ¿sabemos si los políticos que nos gobiernan, y los que aspiran a gobernarnos, son verdaderamente personas que piensan y actúan por sí mismas, o quizás son meros actores, o peor aún, marionetas dirigidas por los verdaderos gobernantes en la sombra?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-----------&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(*) Oigo algunas quejas. ¿Que porqué os cuento el argumento?. ¿Que os he reventado la novela?. Queridos lectores, esta novela se publicó en 1956, nada más y nada menos que el año en que nació el que suscribe. Anda que no habéis tenido tiempo de leerla hasta ahora. Por cierto, me encanta Heinlein. Junto con Asimov y Clarke, se les considera los mejores escritores de SCI-FI de todos los tiempos.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-4843757426472891415?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4843757426472891415/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=4843757426472891415' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/4843757426472891415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/4843757426472891415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/10/estrella-doble.html' title='Estrella Doble'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dauHThK-qKI/TqK1dhontKI/AAAAAAABbtU/VYcRLpDnvns/s72-c/Estrella+doble%252C+Cenit+47.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-2569813762921920089</id><published>2011-10-05T09:20:00.011+02:00</published><updated>2011-10-12T14:06:47.304+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mentiras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sociedad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identidades'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='educación'/><title type='text'>En Internet nadie sabe que soy perro</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TSOPUmuTQUA/TpWBXxCzSfI/AAAAAAABbVE/qOQprY0uqR8/s1600/internetdog.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TSOPUmuTQUA/TpWBXxCzSfI/AAAAAAABbVE/qOQprY0uqR8/s320/internetdog.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5662574351790328306" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 28px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Circula por internet una canta apócrifa titulada:&lt;a href="http://esodelaeso.blogspot.com/2011/09/cronica-de-una-alumna.html?spref=fb"&gt; CARTA ABIERTA DE UNA ALUMNA DE 1º BACHILLERATO&lt;/a&gt;, que, según dicen, es firmada por una &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;tal M. L. G., una alumna del IES José Hierro de Getafe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La carta es de una excelente redacción, enorme claridad, consistente de principio a fin, y completamente reivindicativa.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Tanto, que parece que hubiese sido escrita por los mismísimos convocantes de la huelga.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Me diréis que soy un mal pensado; que por supuesto puede haber, y de hecho hay, alumnos de 16 años tan inteligentes que pueden expresarse de ese modo tan excelente. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Los 137 comentarios que, en este momento, tiene el artículo que cito, en su inmensa mayoría suscriben el texto y se congratulan de tal clarividencia de los propios alumnos, tan "concienciados".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pero yo me cuento entre los escépticos, y cuidado que no entro en el fondo de la cuestión, es decir, si la huelga por las 20 horas lectivas está justificada o no.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Estoy hablando de la autenticidad, o no, de un debate, que se está produciendo en la red.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Un amigo mío, profesor de secundaria, publicó la carta en FaceBook. En los comentarios, le expresé mis dudas sobre su autenticidad. En la respuesta, me dijo: "&lt;i&gt;me importa poco si la carta es auténtica o no, lo importante es que lo que dice sí es auténtico, y por eso la publico&lt;/i&gt;".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sin embargo, sigo pensando que parece una manipulación, lo cual en mi personal y humilde opinión, desacredita su contenido, e indirectamente, a los que se basan en él para defender sus creencias u opiniones.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hay datos en la misma que son erróneos, como cuando habla de los premios de la ESO "&lt;i&gt;nadie de la zona sur ganó&lt;/i&gt;",  ya que he comprobado que, entre los 25 premiados,&lt;a href="http://www.madrid.org/cs/Satellite?blobcol=urldata&amp;amp;blobheader=application%2Fpdf&amp;amp;blobheadername1=Content-Disposition&amp;amp;blobheadervalue1=filename%3DPropuesta+definitiva+premios+extraordinarios+ESO.pdf&amp;amp;blobkey=id&amp;amp;blobtable=MungoBlobs&amp;amp;blobwhere=1310576024888&amp;amp;ssbinary=true"&gt; según las listas definitivas publicadas por la Comunidad de Madrid&lt;/a&gt;, sí existen premiados de la zona sur, concretamente de Getafe, la misma ciudad en la que supuestamente estudia M.L.G.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Es sospechoso, que precisamente la supuesta alumna que se presentó a estos premios, y que sin duda miró las listas de premiados, y que es tan "inteligente", haya cometido este error. Chocante, ¿no?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;En los comentarios a este artículo, un tal Manuel Fernández dice que "&lt;i&gt;nadie con esas siglas opto al examen de excelencia por ese centro&lt;/i&gt;", y este es un dato que se podría comprobar, pero a nadie parece importarle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Incluso el propio autor del Blog, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 11px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/01012981349075740355" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(33, 187, 83); "&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Fernando J. López,  llega a decir que &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;"&lt;i&gt;Solo apostillaré que M. L. G. existe, que recibí su correo de forma espontánea y que, aunque no la conozco de nada -salvo del intercambio de emails que ella misma inició-, basta hacer un simple rastreo en Google para comprobar que sus iniciales, su centro de estudios y los datos biógraficos que nos da en su carta son más que reales.&lt;/i&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Increíble la credulidad&lt;i&gt; a priori &lt;/i&gt;de este hombre. Reconoce que no conoce a la persona de nada excepto por los emails que se intercambia con ella, pero, como todos los datos que da son "&lt;i&gt;más que reales&lt;/i&gt;" no le cabe ninguna duda de su autenticidad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Si damos por válida esta forma de identificarse, M.L.G. bién podría "&lt;i&gt;ser un perro&lt;/i&gt;" como el del chiste con el que abro este artículo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pues yo lo he hecho, he rastreado en Google, y no he encontrado las evidencias que dice este crédulo autor. Es más, las evidencias que he encontrado, son las contrarias.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Para remate, he visitado la Web del propio IES José del Hierro, que podéis ver &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/rjlf7T"&gt;aquí&lt;/a&gt;. En esa web, empotrado en su página central, existe un blog muy reivindicativo y activo, a favor de la huelga de los profesores y alumnos. Podéis comprobarlo en la foto de su página:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mbYtx450Au8/TpVIr_dM_GI/AAAAAAABbSw/yW83fyTZDvg/s1600/Captura.42.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mbYtx450Au8/TpVIr_dM_GI/AAAAAAABbSw/yW83fyTZDvg/s320/Captura.42.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5662512027093761122" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 210px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;La propia autora del Blog, Marisol Pérez, escribe en septiembre pasado "&lt;i&gt;Este año no impartiré Lengua y Literatura de 1ºBach, así que no habrá más entradas nuevas hasta que vuelva a dar clase en ese nivel&lt;/i&gt;." Enorme coincidencia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.6em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.2em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;En fin, en Internet, podríamos decir que hay tres tipos de "identidades virtuales":&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Las que corresponden con una persona real: nombre y apellidos, y todo tipo de datos que se pueden corroborar, e incluso con medios de identificación que son incluso más seguros que la propia presencia física.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Las que corresponden con una identidad figurada, una identidad única que sólo existe en el mundo virtual, que podría estar soportada por una o varias personas, del mismo modo que una persona puede crear y mantener varias identidades virtuales diferentes. No pretenden corresponder con ninguna identidad real. Incluso, generalmente, no desean que se conozca su identidad real.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Las identidades falsas: son aquellas que pretenden ser una identidad real, pero quienes lo mantienen o soportan son otros distintos.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;Esta última, tengo entendido que en España es delito.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cuidado, no estoy diciendo que sepa que la carta de M.L.G. es falsa: digo que simula una identidad real pero no hay forma de comprobarlo, y que hay inconsistencias e indicios que no hay forma de explicar, lo cual la hacen, al menos, sospechosa.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Diré también que, en España, hay libertad de expresión, y que este caso es sin embargo un poco especial, ya que se supone que M.L.G. es una menor de 18 años (probablemente tenga 16 o 17). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;De ser auténtica, el derecho de publicación de esta carta debería venir autorizado por los padres o tutores legales de la menor, o incluso por la propia menor, ya que tiene más de 16 años.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pero no parece que ni una ni otra cosa lo tenga el autor del artículo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;¿Podemos poner en boca de otros, y darle publicidad, personas concretas, e incluso como en este caso, menores de edad, palabras, ideas, argumentos y reivindicaciones, simplemente por que conviene a nuestros intereses?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;¿Es eso aceptable, incluso aunque las razones por las que lo hacemos sean lo que creemos una "causa justa"?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Incluso aunque la identidad fuese real, la carta fuese completamente auténtica, hubiese un permiso expreso de publicación de la carta y se hubiese comprobado la identidad del firmante, ¿es moralmente aceptable su utilización ajena del modo en que se está haciendo?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-2569813762921920089?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/2569813762921920089/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=2569813762921920089' title='6 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/2569813762921920089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/2569813762921920089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/10/en-internet-nadie-sabe-que-soy-perro.html' title='En Internet nadie sabe que soy perro'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TSOPUmuTQUA/TpWBXxCzSfI/AAAAAAABbVE/qOQprY0uqR8/s72-c/internetdog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-5975264956824989067</id><published>2011-09-09T12:05:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2011-09-09T13:31:25.357+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='locura'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dios'/><title type='text'>¿Existe Dios?</title><content type='html'>Desde siempre he sido agnóstico, es decir, ni se si Dios existe, ni me importa. Me he dedicado siempre a lo mío. He creído poco en la fortuna y mucho en el trabajo y en el buen criterio, lo que algunos llaman "sentido común", un sentido que a pesar de lo que indica su propio nombre, con frecuencia escasea.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pero últimamente estoy viendo y viviendo cosas que me empiezan a hacer pensar que la existencia de Dios puede ser necesaria, no ya para que exista el universo, las estrellas y los planetas y todo el espacio sideral, sino para que la mente humana pueda seguir funcionando, aunque sea al ralentí, sin dejarse arrastrar por un poderoso impulso que la empuja hacia la locura, al contemplar a su alrededor tantas cosas del todo inexplicables.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Así por ejemplo uno no se explica cómo es posible que el mundo se haya vuelto tan loco como para que el juez castigue al inocente y libere al culpable. Como para que la justicia se haya pervertido de tal manera que sea ya un simple teatro donde se enriquecen abogados, jueces , procuradores, psicólogos y advenedizos de todo tipo, a costa de humildes ciudadanos normales y corrientes, que pagan sus impuestos y nunca han hecho daño a nadie. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y eso por no hablar del gran negocio que hacen los medios de comunicación explotando el dolor ajeno.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Como para que se aprueben leyes no sólo descaradamente inconstitucionales sino incluso leyes que violan los Derechos Humanos Universales, como es la eufemísticamente llamada &lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;"&lt;a href="http://www.boe.es/aeboe/consultas/bases_datos/doc.php?id=BOE-A-2004-21760"&gt;Ley Integral contra la Violencia de Género&lt;/a&gt;" y ese tribunal de pantomima, denominado "Tribunal Constitucional".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Una ley que establece el principio de desigualdad ante la ley por razón de sexo, contrario al &lt;a href="http://www.boe.es/aeboe/consultas/enlaces/documentos/ConstitucionCASTELLANO.pdf"&gt;artículo 14 de la Constitución Española&lt;/a&gt;, y al artículo 1 de la &lt;a href="http://www.un.org/es/documents/udhr/"&gt;Declaración Universal de los Derechos Humanos&lt;/a&gt;. (Curiosamente, promovida por esos a los que se les llena la boca con la "lucha por la igualdad").&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Y por si eso no fuera suficiente, se crean los denominados, "Juzgados de Violencia contra la Mujer", otro eufemismo, pues no juzgan los delitos de violencia; se trata únicamente de tribunales de carácter civil, totalmente innecesarios pues hacen exactamente las mismas funciones que los juzgados de primera instancia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Y además se crean los "Equipos Psicosociales adscritos a los juzgados de violencia contra la mujer". Por si no lo sabéis, estos equipos emiten informes que tienen siempre elaboradas las conclusiones, las cuales son siempre que es necesario entregar la guarda y custodia  de los menores a la madre (cuestión vital pues con ello se entrega también el uso y disfrute de la casa familiar, la mayor parte de las veces comprada por ambos esposos, y las correspondientes pensiones de alimentos de los hijos). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Por supuesto el trabajo de estos equipos se apoya en un conjunto de tests sicológicos que se ocultan completamente pues no aparecen en sus informes, aunque sí muestran unas conclusiones supuestamente sacadas de estos test donde indefectiblemente el hombre tiene muchos defectos y la mujer muchas virtudes, y en el supuesto caso de que la mujer tuviese algún defecto, sería sin duda culpa del hombre también.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Y por supuesto se apoyan en unas entrevistas realizadas a los menores, donde no les importa llevar a cabo una manipulación descarada de los hijos con preguntas como "¿Con quién prefieres vivir, con tu padre o con tu madre?" - "Me da igual" - "Ya, pero, si te vieses obligado a elegir entre uno u otro, si fuese necesario que te pronunciases de uno u otro lado..." (pero no te ha dicho ya que le da igual????), cuando no directamente falseando las respuestas que los niños dan, cambiando las palabras y las expresiones, en informes del todo impresentables, llenos de faltas de ortografía y de errores gramaticales de todo tipo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Estos equipos, que por cierto pagamos todos, tienen como única misión su propia supervivencia. ¿Cómo podría justificarse un equipo sicosocial en un Juzgado de Violencia contra la mujer si dictaminase que la mitad de las veces ha sido la mujer la culpable de la situación?. De modo que necesariamente deben dictaminar siempre en contra del hombre, ya que es el único modo de que sea necesario que sigan existiendo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Del mismo modo funcionan los centros de asistencia a la mujer maltratada. Es obvio que la forma de justificar el dinero público que cuestan es mediante el aumento del número de denuncias de mujeres contra hombres. De este modo, cada vez que una mujer acude, se la somete a un proceso sicológico de lavado de cerebro, donde, a lo largo de varios años, se le enseña a temer al hombre, ese monstruo que le va a hacer daño con seguridad. No importa que el hombre no haya hecho nada a la mujer: la convencen de que tarde o temprano se lo va a hacer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Estos centros también hacen test sicológicos y tratamientos, pero sólo a la mujer. No importa que sea el hombre el supuestamente "malvado" o "criminal" o incluso el que debería, por lógica, ser atendido para corregir ese supuesto comportamiento agresivo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No importa, ellas (siempre son mujeres) ya saben perfectamente que el hombre, ese hombre al que no conocen, está lleno de maldad, hasta el punto de que es mucho mejor no tener ningún contacto con él, pues no es necesario: simplemente la mujer les va a dar toda la información que necesitan sobre ese criminal.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No vaya a ser que si entrevistan al hombre pueda parecer que no es ni remotamente el monstruo que la mujer, que se quiere divorciar pero quitarle al marido su casa y su hijos, dice que es.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ah por cierto, no parece importarles mucho si causan dolor y sufrimiento, además de quebranto económico, al marido, a los hijos, e incluso a la propia mujer, a la que someten a un estado de paranoia y temor continuo que no tenía cuando empezó el "tratamiento". No les importa, puesto que toda denuncia al hombre es una razón más para justificar su existencia, y todo juicio ganado (también el correspondiente falseamiento de test psicológicos cuyos datos nadie conoce) es una gran victoria y un suma y sigue para justificar su sueldo a fin de mes, aunque por medio dejen una familia destrozada.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;No sé porqué Dios ha querido que viva para ver todo esto con mis propios ojos. No sé si existe un Dios que me pueda proteger contra la locura y la sinrazón. Quizá Dios existe. Quizá es necesario que exista para los hombres, no para crear los planetas y galaxias, sin para evitar que un hombre entre en la locura y tenga que elegir entre tirarse por el viaducto o hacer algo aún peor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-5975264956824989067?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/5975264956824989067/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=5975264956824989067' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/5975264956824989067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/5975264956824989067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/09/existe-dios.html' title='¿Existe Dios?'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-6396884362469274938</id><published>2011-08-11T10:17:00.006+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-11T11:25:16.407+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='verano'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='catástrofes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agua'/><title type='text'>El agua</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-9DiYhpLBw/TkOZBwzi6bI/AAAAAAABVec/nCtOlryO6-Y/s1600/DSCN5965.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 400px; height: 300px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5639519413958011314" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-9DiYhpLBw/TkOZBwzi6bI/AAAAAAABVec/nCtOlryO6-Y/s400/DSCN5965.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;El agua es el elemento imprescindible para vivir.&lt;a href="http://www.aula21.net/Nutriweb/agua.htm"&gt; Estamos hechos en un 75% de agua al nacer y un 60% de agua cuando somos adultos&lt;/a&gt;. Estar sin beber mas de unos pocos días significa la muerte. El ser humano necesita el agua. Nos gusta el agua.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;El verano es la estación del agua por excelencia. Bebemos más a menudo que en el resto del año. Nos bañamos con más frecuencia. Cuando nos bañamos, nos gusta más. Nos vamos a la playa. Hacemos cruceros y viajes. Al volar, vemos el mar desde lo alto. Al navegar, vemos el mar de cerca. El mundo está recubierto de agua en un 70%. El terreno seco es la excepción, no la norma.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A veces, ese agua tan maravillosa y que nos gusta tanto, se rebela y se vuelve peligrosa y molesta. En los barcos, un temporal es bastante incómodo en un crucero grande, y bastante jodido en un barco pequeño. En las playas, si se presenta fuerte oleaje, se puede convertir un lugar apacible en un lugar desagradable.  Las olas crecen y te voltean con facilidad. La resaca te puede arrastrar lejos del lugar donde entraste y poner en peligro tu vida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;El mar maravilloso se vuelve un ogro amenazador.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Los destrozos por agua son a veces considerables. Los ejemplos son innumerables. El más reciente, el tsunami de Japón, que siguió al terremoto. Ese terremoto apenas causó daños, pero &lt;a href="http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2011/05/19/internacional/1305794519.html"&gt;la ola que produjo se llevó consigo decenas de miles de vidas&lt;/a&gt;. Una central nuclear quedó dañada poniendo en jaque durante meses al país nipón. Estará durante décadas condenada la zona por la radiactividad desprendida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;En españa, todos recordamos&lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riada_del_camping_de_Biescas"&gt; la tragedia del camping de Biescas&lt;/a&gt;, arrasado por una riada en el año 1996. Por otro lado las riadas son frecuentes en nuestro país. Todos los años hay alguna en una zona construida cerca del cauce de un río, que en el mejor de los casos causa grandes destrozos, y en el peor, muchas víctimas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y vosotros, ¿nunca habéis tenido una inundación en vuestra casa? ¿nunca se os ha roto una cañería?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo he tenido varias.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La última, el domingo pasado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La reconstrucción de los hechos parece indicar que en algún momento en la mañana del domingo, el calentador de agua de la primera planta reventó. Primero inundó debidamente todo lo que había en el vestidor, ropa, zapatos y muebles. Luego salió al pasillo, y navegando por las tablas del parquet, acudió a las habitaciones. Llegó a la escalera y la desbordó, cual cataratas, bajando escalón a escalón hasta la planta baja. Paredes, techos y muebles. Todo le parecía poco a la ola destructora. En algun momento empapó uno de los varios ladrones que están por el suelo, produciendo una derivación eléctrica y a renglón seguido el corte de la luz. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La alarma que tengo en casa, al sentir el corte de luz (todavía no tiene sensores de inundación), intentó avisarme, llamándome al teléfono. Pero en esos momentos me encontraba en una cala perdida, disfrutando de unas maravillosas vistas submarinas, y completamente sin cobertura. Hasta varias horas después no tuve la sospecha de que algo andaba mal. Intenté conectarme con mis sensores remotos desde mi móvil 3G sin conseguirlo. Finalmente llamamos a un familiar que fué a la casa, confirmando primero que no había luz eléctrica y luego que el salón se había convertido en algo parecido a las cataratas del Niágara.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Viaje de urgencia a casa, fregonas a las cinco de la mañana, todo a oscuras, claro, hasta que poco a poco se fué haciendo la luz y acotando los daños, que de lo que nos temíamos finalmente no fueron tantos. Hasta los peces, de manera milagrosa e inexplicable, se salvaron, pese a estar más de doce horas sin la bomba de oxigenación.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No podemos vivir sin el agua, pero ese amor forzoso tiene a veces su lado oscuro. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-6396884362469274938?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/6396884362469274938/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=6396884362469274938' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6396884362469274938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6396884362469274938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/08/el-agua.html' title='El agua'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-9DiYhpLBw/TkOZBwzi6bI/AAAAAAABVec/nCtOlryO6-Y/s72-c/DSCN5965.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-3340595547389288510</id><published>2011-07-25T13:59:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2011-07-25T14:35:30.074+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reflexiones cotidianas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eventos catastróficos'/><title type='text'>Un suave viento del este</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UjSW7jpCvhs/Ti1i-15RPUI/AAAAAAABSI8/GVCikjb8fJU/s1600/2011_0701_152334%252525252520COOLPIX%252525252520P100.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UjSW7jpCvhs/Ti1i-15RPUI/AAAAAAABSI8/GVCikjb8fJU/s320/2011_0701_152334%252525252520COOLPIX%252525252520P100.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633267540669054274" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorprendentemente, llevamos unos días en que un suave y fresquito viento endulza las mañanas y amortigua las tardes de este otrora cálido julio. Se agradece este recibimiento, después de unos maravillosos días en las tierras del norte.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A la vuelta de nuestro viaje de novios la casa estaba bastante en orden. Aunque parece ser que el menor de los retoños montó algún tipo de noche romántica con velas y llenó todo de cera fundida. Un incidente menor. Siempre le gustó el fuego.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Los peces sin embargo estaban muy mermados y la pecera casi sin agua. Las gambas habían fenecido al completo. Algo pasó, una catástrofe silenciosa, que redujo drásticamente la población. El solitario neón, el mas viejo del acuario junto con la locha, persiste milagrosamente. Los mollys casi han desaparecido por completo. He renovado el agua y ahora parecen estar felices y contentos. Hasta la próxima extinción en masa, supongo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Como la que pudo pasar el sábado, a dos manzanas de mi casa. Oímos una explosión a media mañana. Al rato, sirenas y más sirenas. Me acerqué a mirar. Al menos había cinco ambulancias otros tantos coches de la policía y un coche de bomberos. Y un montón de gente arremolinada. En el segundo piso de la casa habían desaparecido las ventanas y trozos de pared. Una explosión de gas, dijeron. Mala manipulación (!!!). Cinco heridos (¿sólo?). La casa estuvo en un tris de venirse abajo. Ahora la tienen toda apuntalada. Si se desploma, unos cuantos habrían perdido la vida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mucha menos suerte han tenido los Noruegos. Justo el viernes hace dos semanas, estábamos en Oslo, en una breve escala que nos dejó un poco insatisfechos y frustrados. Una ciudad provinciana, la verdad, pero por lo que ellos mismos nos dijeron, absolutamente tranquila y pacífica.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Los cojones, pacífica.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ahora todo el mundo se queja del poco cuidado que habían tenido, de la lentitud de la policia, de las excesivas libertades que han permitido esta catástrofe. Lo mismo que cuando el tsunami de Japón: que si las centrales nucleares son peligrosas, que sin hay que construirlas mejor, que si hay que prevenir...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Me jode la gente que sabe lo que había que haber hecho, pero sólo después de que haya sucedido la catástrofe.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Lo cierto es que el mundo es peligroso por naturaleza. No existe, ni por cierto sería bueno que existiera, el control perfecto, la calma total, la predicción del tiempo o el comportamiento social certeros por completo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La única razón por la que merece la pena disfrutar de este suave viento del este es porque sabemos que mañana hará un calor sofocante o se nos echará encima una tormenta demoledora.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Así que ya sabéis, disfrutad de vuestro suave viento del este, mientras podáis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-3340595547389288510?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/3340595547389288510/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=3340595547389288510' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3340595547389288510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3340595547389288510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/07/un-suave-viento-del-este.html' title='Un suave viento del este'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UjSW7jpCvhs/Ti1i-15RPUI/AAAAAAABSI8/GVCikjb8fJU/s72-c/2011_0701_152334%252525252520COOLPIX%252525252520P100.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8009013327853654108</id><published>2011-07-15T12:25:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2011-07-15T12:28:13.009+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inocencia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juventud'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alegría'/><title type='text'>15 años</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; "&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-4778329051112506594" style="width: 506px; position: relative; line-height: 1.4; "&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Saludos!!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Como sabreis y teneis conocimiento, hace unos dias cumplí exactamente 3 lustros, 15 añacos, qué viejo, ay.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;El caso es que tener un año menos de vida me encanta, de ahi ke me dijeseis FeElicidaddeEsSS!·"!$·"%·$&amp;amp;·$"!&amp;amp;"%, por ke me conoceis genial, y de ahi ke lo celebre, por ke adoro perder años de vida. Efectivamenta, el sabado que viene, quien no tenga nada que hacer, se aburra como un mejillón y no tenga que estudiar, pues que se aproxime por mi casa, pues si, pues venga, pues vale, que engordaremos con comida basura y lo adelgazaremos bailando una conga. Pues eso, a la 1 aprox. kedamos en, por ejemplos, en un pc city, y os guiaré por las callejuelas hasta hobbiton. Y allí, en mi casa (bueno aqui porque lo estoy escribiendo desde la misma, que liante) pues se pueden hacer diversas actividades lúdicas, siempre sin sangre, o si quereis podemos ver una pilicúla, o cosas asi, si os apetece algo en especial decidlo, y se hará para complacer al personal. ¿Fin de los festejos? Da igual, cuando querais, como si kereis que nos vayamos a vagabundear por la calle, salvar el mundo, convertiros al lado oscuro, lo ke kerais.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Bueno espero que el día sea el adecuado para las gentes, sino no, no problem, se aplaza una o dos semanas, no paaassa ná.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;No recuerdo bien qué pensaba o qué escribía yo cuando tenía 15 años. Pero he encontrado este texto por casualidad, que lógicamente no es mío, sino de uno de mis retoños, y me ha parecido tan encatandoramente &lt;i&gt;naif&lt;/i&gt;, tan inocente y alegre, que me ha parecido buena idea compartirlo con vosotros.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8009013327853654108?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8009013327853654108/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8009013327853654108' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8009013327853654108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8009013327853654108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/07/15-anos.html' title='15 años'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-5348822188483881488</id><published>2011-06-15T11:34:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2011-06-15T11:42:59.711+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lecturas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boda'/><title type='text'>Lectura apostolar</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Lectura de la carta del Apóstol San Pablo a los Romanos&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; line-height: normal; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rm 8, 31b-35.37-39&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Garamond, serif; font-size: medium; "&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Garamond, serif; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;Hermanos:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;Si Dios está con nosotros, ¿quién estará contra nosotros?. El que no perdonó a su propio Hijo, sino que lo entregó a la muerte por nosotros, ¿cómo no nos dará todo con Él?. ¿Quién acusará a los elegidos de Dios?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;Dios es el que justifica. ¿Quién condenará? ¿Será acaso Cristo que murió, más aún, resucitó y está a la derecha de Dios, y que intercede por nosotros?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿Quién podrá apartarnos del amor de Cristo?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿la aflicción?,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt; ¿la angustia?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿la persecución?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿el hambre?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿la desnudez?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿el peligro?, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;¿la espada?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;Pero en todo esto vencemos fácilmente por Aquel que nos ha amado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;Pues estoy convencido de que &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni muerte, ni vida, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni ángeles, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni principados,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni presente, ni futuro,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni potencias, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "&gt;ni profundidad, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "&gt;ni altura, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;ni criatura alguna, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"&gt;podrá apartarnos del amor de Dios manifestado en Cristo Jesús, Señor Nuestro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-5348822188483881488?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/5348822188483881488/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=5348822188483881488' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/5348822188483881488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/5348822188483881488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/06/lectura-apostolar.html' title='Lectura apostolar'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8443134179599987315</id><published>2011-06-10T12:43:00.007+02:00</published><updated>2011-06-10T14:09:27.861+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baile'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='follón'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teatro'/><title type='text'>Se abre el telón...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mkmkqqHS_Ko/TfII99m8rlI/AAAAAAAA-vI/QPeY3vaC2bg/s1600/CABARET.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mkmkqqHS_Ko/TfII99m8rlI/AAAAAAAA-vI/QPeY3vaC2bg/s320/CABARET.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616561545887395410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(entra la profesora de baile por el foro)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;- A ver, venga, que tienen que entrar luego los de teatro, que están muy nerviosos...&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(entra el profesor de teatro siguiendo a la profesora)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- No, estamos, estamos un poquito indignados, no se quien estuvo hablando con la Directora...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(una alumna responde)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Yo. Yo, yo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Vale, pues, que sepas que esto es el aula de teatro los martes, ES EL AULA DE TEATRO, NO ES EL AULA DE OTRA COSA &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(gritando)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- A mi no me digas eso, díselo a la Directora.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Estoy hablando, POR FAVOR, luego cuando acabe si quieres hablamos, ¿eh?, hemos hecho un favor, OS HEMOS HECHO UN FAVOR, SI&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(La alumna que habló baja del escenario y se va por el foro. Interviene otro alumno)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Tu no estás haciendo favores a nadie.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- SI, SI, POR FAVOR CABALLERO RESPETE &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(sigue gritando)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;, RESPETE, TENGA UN POQUITO DE EDUCACIÓN CABALLERO.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Tenemos hasta las siete y media.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Hasta las siete y media EN PUNTO.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(todos los alumnos hablan a la vez. El profesor de teatro sigue gritando)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- EN PUNTO. A TI SI QUE NO TE RESPETO. ¿Que dices? . ME CAGO EN LA HOSTIA. ¿Qué dices tú? GILIPOLLAS. &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(repite)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; ¿Qué dices tú? GILIPOLLAS.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(el profesor mientras habla avanza hacia el grupo de alumnos que se enfrentan a él. Uno de los alumnos agita la mano. Otro de los alumnos habla)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Sin insultar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- INSULTAR ES HACER ASÍ TAMBIÉN &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(agita la mano)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Hay un lenguaje. ME ESTA INSULTANDO CUANDO ME HACE ASÍ. HACER ASÍ ES INSULTAR.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Fuera, largo.&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt; (otro alumno) &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;¿Es tuyo este teatro?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- SI. ES MI CLASE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Este teatro no es tuyo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Eso es lo que quiero aclarar, que hemos hecho un favor,  ¡QUE TE CALLES! &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(a uno de los alumnos)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- NO ME DA LA GANA&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ES EL AULA DE TEATRO Y OS LA HEMOS DEJADO&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Mentira&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- NO, en el centro cultural el teatro los martes se da AQUÍ &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; (da un puñetazo sobre el escenario).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(habla otra alumna)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Nos han dejado la clase.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- NO, los martes la clase de teatro se da AQUÍ, de siete a ocho y media. En otras aulas se dan otras cosas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(Varios alumnos hablan a la vez. Se acerca la profesora de baile. El profesor se dirige a ella con el dedo índice extendido y lo agita):&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- He venido PORQUE ME HA INVITADO TU PROFESORA. &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(sigue gritando y repite)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; PORQUE ME HA INVITADO TU PROFESORA!! Yo no pensaba entrar. Y BAILAS CON TIPOS TAN MAL EDUCADOS COMO ESTOS. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(habla un alumno)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Insultándome...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- DIME TU NOMBRE. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¡Venga!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¿CÓMO?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Que te vayas&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¿COMO HA DICHO? &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(agita el dedo índice hacia el alumno)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt; QUE ME DES TU NOMBRE!!!&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; (a la profesora)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; ¿Cómo se llama?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(otro alumno) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Pero basta ya, basta ya...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(el profesor de teatro sigue, rodeado por todos) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Si me hace así... &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(agita la mano)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(otro alumno)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Has venido a provocar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(el profesor de teatro se dirige a la profesora de baile) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;He hablado con todo respeto&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(Otra alumna)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Yo quiero decir una cosa... &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(se enzarza a hablar con el profesor de teatro)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; (Otro alumno)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Así no podemos ensayar. Mientras estamos aquí hablando no estamos haciendo... el poquito tiempo que nos han dejado... la Directora...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(el profesor de teatro se va por el foro. La profesora de baile dice)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ya está, la Directora nos ha dejado y ya está &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(y pone música).&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Espera, espera, no está Pili.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- La directora lo ha permitido&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- La directora no ha permitido que venga aquí a interrumpir la clase.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(aparece de nuevo el profesor de teatro por el foro. Viene con el Bedel. Se ponen todos los alumnos a recriminarle)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¿Pero tú quien te crees que eres?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¿No era a partir de las siete? ¿Porqué no podemos ensayar, si son ya las siete y ocho minutos?. Por favor. Queremos ensayar. Llevamos ocho minutos de retraso. No nos dejan ensayar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; (el bedel, a los alumnos)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; O se comportan ustedes o llamo a la policía. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; (uno de los alumnos, al bedel) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Usted no estaba aquí para saber que él no se ha comportado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(el bedel) &lt;/span&gt;Que llamo a la policía ahora mismo ¿eh?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Llame a quien quiera!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; &lt;i&gt;(otro alumno)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;Ha venido provocando y dando voces.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(se van el bedel y el profesor de teatro por el foro. Los alumnos se quedan protestando)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Pues nos vamos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt; (la profesora)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Vosotros qué os vais a ir. Estáis en vuestra clase &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(intenta poner música otra vez)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;. No entréis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- ¿Pero cómo que no entremos...?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Si quiere boicotear la media hora de clase....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(la profe intenta poner música otra vez)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Pero no podemos ensayar, falta una persona. Falta Pili.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(la profe) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Bueno, pero los que estéis, ensayad. Si hombre, los que estéis ensayad, encima...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- No, nos vamos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- No pongas más la música, espera un momentito. Hay personas que no están. No puede ser.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ha sido una provocación en toda regla.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(la profe)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Ya pero, él que se tranquilice y vosotros poneos en vuestro sitio.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Lo que no consiento es que nadie me venga a provocar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Yo tampoco, yo en estas condiciones no puedo, estoy muy nervioso y me parece que se nos ha boicoteado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;(la profe) Y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;a pero, y ahora qué vais a hacer, ¿os vais y no utilizamos el teatro?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Yo no sigo. Voy a poner una protesta. Oye, si nos apoyais... vamos a hacer un escrito de protesta.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(se van todos los alumnos por el foro, les sigue la profesora)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Se cierra el telón.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8443134179599987315?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8443134179599987315/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8443134179599987315' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8443134179599987315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8443134179599987315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/06/se-abre-el-telon.html' title='Se abre el telón...'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mkmkqqHS_Ko/TfII99m8rlI/AAAAAAAA-vI/QPeY3vaC2bg/s72-c/CABARET.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-7587420384657842782</id><published>2011-05-24T09:26:00.006+02:00</published><updated>2011-05-24T09:45:15.384+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inventos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idioteces'/><title type='text'>Inventos curiosos: Sujetador mascarilla</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nº PATENTE: US2005282467&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Problema planteado: Según afirman los inventores, en estos días nos vemos amenazados por el terrorismo químico, biológico o por las denominadas “bombas guarras”, que de ser utilizadas provocarían una dispersión de partículas asquerosamente malolientes. Los miembros de las fuerzas de seguridad suelen portar mascarillas para protegerse de estas amenazas. Sin embargo resulta muy incómodo para los ciudadanos corrientes el portar en todo momento una mascarilla.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Solución propuesta: Los inventores ha diseñado un sujetador o sostén cuyas dos copas son separables y cuentan con un filtro que permite su utilización como mascarillas, de ese modo todas las mujeres pueden llevar consigo un par de mascarillas sin que ello suponga mayor molestia.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cWdPVUziNns/Tdtd_37CcgI/AAAAAAAADJw/aXL8fabeCCA/s1600/Captura.54.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cWdPVUziNns/Tdtd_37CcgI/AAAAAAAADJw/aXL8fabeCCA/s400/Captura.54.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610181112744800770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Por último señalar que los inventores fueron premiados con el premio nobel Ig de 2009. Los premios nobel Ig ®, premian aquellos logros que hacen reír y al mismo tiempo son idiotas del todo. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;En la foto la doctora Elena Bodnar se pregunta, durante la ceremonia de entrega de los premios, si realmente fué buena idea dejarles su sujetador a estos chicos, y cómo va a hacer ahora para ponerse esta prenda asquerosa llena de mocos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2rJpj_XH8P8/TdteTdt8gtI/AAAAAAAADJ4/s77VeWD9tCM/s1600/Captura.55.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2rJpj_XH8P8/TdteTdt8gtI/AAAAAAAADJ4/s77VeWD9tCM/s400/Captura.55.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610181449307947730" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Los inventores han anunciado que próximamente van a patentar las bragas-mascarilla, invento que tiene más ventajas que el sujetador mascarilla, ya que al llevar incorporado un generador de perfume natural, servirá también para ocultar los apestosos humos de las ciudades de hoy en día. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;También está en estudio el diseño de la variante masculina, el calzoncillo-mascarilla, de los cuales la firma Calvin Klein piensa sacar una colección la próxima temporada.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-7587420384657842782?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/7587420384657842782/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=7587420384657842782' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7587420384657842782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7587420384657842782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/05/inventos-curiosos-sujetador-mascarilla.html' title='Inventos curiosos: Sujetador mascarilla'/><author><name>Caballero Negro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16154835445994270813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_APqYAo7It98/R2QHNmnoFAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jFsFB-HN-Cw/S220/1979+yo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cWdPVUziNns/Tdtd_37CcgI/AAAAAAAADJw/aXL8fabeCCA/s72-c/Captura.54.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-654214092761917493</id><published>2011-05-19T20:41:00.013+02:00</published><updated>2011-05-20T22:04:09.101+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elecciones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='democracia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nolesvotes'/><title type='text'>Democracias (1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-odPU0GAk6M8/TdbJEkD2dHI/AAAAAAAA-UA/tHTyFF0ZPBw/s1600/15m-democracia-real-ya-L-P437yL.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-odPU0GAk6M8/TdbJEkD2dHI/AAAAAAAA-UA/tHTyFF0ZPBw/s320/15m-democracia-real-ya-L-P437yL.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608891466173019250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Según Esperanza Aguirre, la democracia no tiene apellidos: cualquier apellido que le pongamos, falsea su significado. Sólo hay una democracia auténtica: la que tenemos. Por eso el movimiento "&lt;a href="http://democraciarealya.es/"&gt;Democracia Real Ya&lt;/a&gt;", según ella, es falso.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Claro, que Esperanza cuando dice Democracia se refiere a la suya, a la que le ha dado y le mantiene en el poder. Sólo hay esa democracia, las demás no valen. De modo que negar la alternativa es sencillamente su estrategia para salirse con la suya. Muerto el perro, se acabó la rabia.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seguramente Esperanza nos toma por tontos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mi amigo Caballero Negro acuñó la expresión "La democracia es una estafa moral" para expresar el engaño que se nos intenta colar a todos con esa mágica palabra en la boca, por parte de partidos, medios de comunicación, periodistas, políticos y sus cohortes de seguidores. Con la excusa de que es "democrático" se nos está sometiendo al gobierno de los paletos, de los petimetres, de los mentirosos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Se nos está estafando, prometiendo que la democracia nos dará un mundo mejor, al tiempo que se usa y manipula como juguete de los juegos de poder de los que los pobres ciudadanos son (somos) las víctimas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Vivo en el centro de Madrid. Estoy gobernado, en el ayuntamiento con mayor deuda de España, por Gallardón, del Partido Popular.  La Comunidad de Madrid la gobierna Esperanza Aguirre, tambien del Partido Popular. Y el gobierno de la Nación lo ostenta José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, del Partido Socialista (!) Obrero (!!) Español.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;En lo que respecta a Madrid, nuestro alcalde hipotecó a la ciudad con una obra faraónica para enterrar la M-30. Una obra tan cara que seguramente no terminará de pagar nuestra generación, y (quizás) la terminarán de pagar nuestros hijos. Una obra que beneficia principalmente a las personas que viven fuera de Madrid, pero que vienen todos los dias a trabajar en la ciudad desde sus chalets o desde los bloques de edificios en las ciudades dormitorios. Justamente los que no la han pagado. Pero la hemos pagado, la estamos pagando, la vamos a pagar, los que vivimos y trabajamos en Madrid, que la usamos más bien poco.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Esta obra además favorece aún más el tráfico rodado, que nos inunda de polución a los madrileños.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo vivo tan cerca de mi trabajo que podría ir en bici. Pero aprecio todavía mi integridad física, así que ni lo intento: sería un suidicio. Ese tráfico al que se dedica todo ha consumido los escasos recursos que se necesitarían para crear unos simples carriles bici. Pero claro, las bicis todavía no pagan impuestos, y los coches sí: los ingresos por encima de todo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Para pagar esta obra y los elevados sueldos de los empleados del ayuntamiento, Gallardón ha multiplicado por tres, cuatro o cinco todo tipo de impuestos o tasas. El paso de carruajes, antes costaba 200 euros a nuestra comunidad de vecinos. De un año para otro, 800 euros. Ahora hay que pagar un nuevo impuesto: tasa de basuras. Incluso se paga tasa de basuras por cada plaza de aparcamiento (ni siquiera tenemos cubo de basura en el garaje). A cambio, antes se recogían los trastos viejos una vez al mes: ahora ya no, hay que llevarlos a un punto limpio.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Las calles de mi barrio, en pleno centro de Madrid, están llenas de baches y grietas. Llevan así años. Hace tiempo, mi chica sufrió un esguince cruzando la calle al meter el pie en una de estas grietas: dos meses con el tobillo vendado y medicinas al canto. La grieta ahí sigue. La miramos con odio al pasar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;También voy a unas clases de baile que organiza el centro cultural del ayuntamiento. No me creeréis, pero este año la calidad de los profesores ha caído tanto que en realidad sabemos mucho mas los alumnos, que llevamos dos o tres años, que los propios profesores. Bueno además a los profesores les entran depresiones y no van a dar la clase, y esos días suelen ser los mejores. Sin profesor, las clases son mucho más productivas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y por lo que parece esto va a empeorar más: el pago de la enorme deuda hará que se sigan subiendo los impuestos y empeorando los servicios. Y eso gane quien gane las elecciones, ya estamos hipotecados para muchos lustros.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Me paro aquí por ahora; ya es bastante. Pero pienso seguir: Tengo tal descontento con el bipartidismo "democrático" del PP y PSOE (&lt;a href="http://www.google.es/search?q=%23PPSOE#q=%23PPSOE&amp;amp;hl=es&amp;amp;prmd=ivnsu&amp;amp;tbm=mbl&amp;amp;tbo=u&amp;amp;sa=X&amp;amp;fp=1"&gt;#PPSOE&lt;/a&gt;) que me dará para varios artículos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mientras tanto, qué queréis, a tres días de las elecciones, me siento completamente alineado con el movimiento &lt;a href="http://www.nolesvotes.com/"&gt;#nolesvotes&lt;/a&gt; y con los que están concentrados en la &lt;a href="http://www.google.es/search?q=%23acampadasol#q=%23acampadasol&amp;amp;hl=es&amp;amp;prmd=ivnsu&amp;amp;tbm=mbl&amp;amp;tbo=u&amp;amp;sa=X&amp;amp;fp=1"&gt;#acampadasol&lt;/a&gt; y todos los demás que están haciendo la &lt;a href="http://www.spanishrevolution.es/sprev/"&gt;#spanishrevolution&lt;/a&gt; así que desde aquí les envío todo mi apoyo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;PS: Es posible que este artículo influya en el voto de los que lo lean. Ojala. A lo mejor resulta susceptible de ser prohibido por la junta electoral: nada me llenaría más de orgullo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-654214092761917493?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/654214092761917493/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=654214092761917493' title='6 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/654214092761917493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/654214092761917493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/05/democracias-1.html' title='Democracias (1)'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-odPU0GAk6M8/TdbJEkD2dHI/AAAAAAAA-UA/tHTyFF0ZPBw/s72-c/15m-democracia-real-ya-L-P437yL.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-7618591678724624047</id><published>2011-05-16T17:55:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2011-05-16T18:25:37.767+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='basura'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mierda'/><title type='text'>El poder de la mierda</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yjZa6odSa6Q/TdFKWq-fvqI/AAAAAAAA-Sc/gfz4VpHcZ4w/s1600/20110511%2Bforges%2Belpepivin_1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yjZa6odSa6Q/TdFKWq-fvqI/AAAAAAAA-Sc/gfz4VpHcZ4w/s400/20110511%2Bforges%2Belpepivin_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607344764406972066" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hace poco me pasaban el siguiente chascarrillo:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yV_jq_0rckU/TdFJA-YnPUI/AAAAAAAA-SU/GUjKr0m_czs/s1600/20110511%2Bforges%2Belpepivin_1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Al principio de la humanidad, cuando el hombre fue creado, los órganos vitales del mismo comenzaron a discutir quién sería el JEFE&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El CEREBRO expuso:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Yo debo ser el jefe, ya que ordeno el funcionamiento de todos ustedes.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Los OJOS argumentaron:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Nosotros deberíamos ser el jefe, porque guiamos todo el cuerpo.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El CORAZÓN dijo:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Entonces yo debería ser el jefe, porque llevo la sangre para que todos funcionen.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El ESTÓMAGO manifestó:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Yo seré el jefe, puesto que los alimento a todos.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Las PIERNAS dijeron:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Debemos ser jefes, porque transportamos a todo el cuerpo.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Y todos los demás órganos fueron mostrándose a su vez igual de indignados. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Cuando la MIERDA pidió ser jefe, se rieron a carcajadas...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;La MIERDA sólo dijo:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Yo seré el jefe...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Y se negó a salir durante &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;¡¡CINCO DÍAS!!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El CUERPO estallaba.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El ESTÓMAGO reventaba.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Los OJOS se nublaban.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;El CORAZÓN agonizaba.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Las PIERNAS temblaban.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Y, entonces, todos gritaron:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;¡¡¡Que la mierda sea el jefe!!!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Y, &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;desde entonces,&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;cualquier MIERDA&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;puede ser jefe.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ayer mismo, fuimos mi chica y yo a tirar un colchón a un punto limpio. Antes, un servicio del ayuntamiento pasaba una vez al mes por casa para llevarse los trastos viejos. Ahora como parte del plan de ahorro (para ellos, que a nosotros ahora nos cobran la retirada de basuras aparte), hay que llevarles los trastos viejos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Los empleados de los "puntos limpios" (curioso eufemismo para denominar un sitio donde se tira basura) son bastante autoritarios: no sólo te dicen donde tienes que dejar las cosas, sino cómo colocarlas adecuadamente. Algunas de ellas te las tienes que llevar de vuelta, pues no se pueden dejar allí. Los criterios que usan para distinguir si una silla es metal o es mueble son misteriosos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;En Italia, los basureros saben perfectamente de su poder: una huelga de basuras es de las peores desgracias. Llegado el momento, todos claudican ante el hedor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;En este mundo, como muy bien dice el chascarrillo, la mierda ha tomado el poder. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-7618591678724624047?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/7618591678724624047/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=7618591678724624047' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7618591678724624047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7618591678724624047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/05/el-poder-de-la-mierda.html' title='El poder de la mierda'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yjZa6odSa6Q/TdFKWq-fvqI/AAAAAAAA-Sc/gfz4VpHcZ4w/s72-c/20110511%2Bforges%2Belpepivin_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8698566556618766505</id><published>2011-05-11T12:19:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2011-05-11T12:27:31.013+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='padres'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hijos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='padres e hijos'/><title type='text'>Padres e Hijos de Internet</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5ObVOD3Dk-I/TcpjbTk9BgI/AAAAAAAA-Ng/4ER5R5FoIOQ/s1600/padres%2Be%2Bhijos%2Binternet.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5ObVOD3Dk-I/TcpjbTk9BgI/AAAAAAAA-Ng/4ER5R5FoIOQ/s400/padres%2Be%2Bhijos%2Binternet.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605402006978889218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="comment" id="comment-0"&gt; &lt;div class="inner"&gt;&lt;div class="comment-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;El año en que nací, Televisión Española comenzó la retransmisión de señal en  España. Quizás por eso, mi tío Angel me llamaba "&lt;a href="http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2010/11/jodio-television.html"&gt;jodío televisión&lt;/a&gt;". La caja  tonta dominó el salón de nuestra casa pocos años después. Yo y mis hermanos  somos hijos de la televisión.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Mis hijos actuales han nacido ya con un ordenador y un móvil conectados bajo  el brazo. Ellos son ya &lt;a href="http://efuncionario.com/2007/12/11/hijos-de-internet/"&gt;Hijos de Internet&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Pero ellos no inventaron Internet, lo inventamos nosotros.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo inventamos los que trabajamos en el diseño y construcción de redes  X.25.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo inventamos los que trabajamos en el diseño y construcción de módems  digitales de alta velocidad.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo empujamos los que fuimos conectando las redes corporativas a la Internet a  través de cortafuegos y a la alucinante velocidad de 64 Kbps.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo sostuvimos los que estuvimos la noche del 1 de enero del 2000, rezando  para que no se nos viniesen abajo todas las redes por el Efecto 2000.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo sufrimos los que recibimos los ciberataques y las tormentas de Spam y  denegaciones de servicio, los que tuvimos que limpiar cientos y cientos de  ordenadores infectados por virus, los que fuimos despertados a altas horas de la  madrugada por alertas inesperadas, y muchas veces injustificadas.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Así que no sé si Internet ha hecho mucho por mi, pero sí se que pertenezco a  una generación que he hecho mucho por Internet, nada mas y nada menos conseguir  que llegue a ser lo que hoy es.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Lo que será, nadie lo sabe, y menos nosotros, los Padres de Internet. Pero  eso será tarea de otros, nuestros hijos, los Hijos de  Internet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8698566556618766505?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8698566556618766505/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8698566556618766505' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8698566556618766505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8698566556618766505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/05/padres-e-hijos-de-internet.html' title='Padres e Hijos de Internet'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5ObVOD3Dk-I/TcpjbTk9BgI/AAAAAAAA-Ng/4ER5R5FoIOQ/s72-c/padres%2Be%2Bhijos%2Binternet.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-900219190091768221</id><published>2011-03-30T09:18:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2011-04-07T11:50:02.636+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='política'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gobierno'/><title type='text'>Paletos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Le-bourgeois-gentilhomme.jpg/356px-Le-bourgeois-gentilhomme.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 356px; height: 599px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Le-bourgeois-gentilhomme.jpg/356px-Le-bourgeois-gentilhomme.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estamos gobernados por &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleto"&gt;paletos&lt;/a&gt; y &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petimetre"&gt;petimetres&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Update, 7-abril-2011: A sugerencia de Rick, &lt;a href="http://www.nolesvotes.com/"&gt;#nolesvotes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-900219190091768221?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/900219190091768221/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=900219190091768221' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/900219190091768221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/900219190091768221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/03/paletos.html' title='Paletos'/><author><name>Caballero Negro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16154835445994270813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_APqYAo7It98/R2QHNmnoFAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jFsFB-HN-Cw/S220/1979+yo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-7001706558869735758</id><published>2011-02-17T09:27:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2011-02-17T10:39:04.815+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dios'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juicio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inquisición'/><title type='text'>El juicio de Dios</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;El Tribunal eclesiástico de &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/ew7DZj"&gt;la Inquisición&lt;/a&gt; o Santo Oficio tuvo su origen en el decreto que el Papa Lucio III dictó en el año 1184 que Verona, ordenando a los obispos que eligiesen personas honorables que, bajo juramento, se comprometiesen a hacer conocer los nombres de los herejes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;La herejía era objeto propio de la competencia de la inquisición; pero, por extensión, este tribunal abarcó igualmente los crímenes de apostasía, hechicería y magia. Sus fallos eran inapelables, y todas las autoridades debían prestarle apoyo en toda ocasión, so pena de cometer ellas mismas un crimen tan grave como el de la herejía.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;p style="display: inline !important; "&gt;Los principios y misión del Tribunal del Santo Oficio eran sancionar a los hombres por sus creencias contrarias a la única religión verdadera; además la Inquisición velaba porque nadie se apartara de los cánones establecidos.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;p&gt;El Tribunal del Santo Oficio exigía que el padre denunciara al hijo y al hijo que denunciara al padre, y el hermano al hermano, destruyendo en su base la idea de moral y el sentido natural de familia.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Las investigaciones eran conducidas en medio del más impenetrable secreto, juzgando sin oír al acusado y condenando según criterio unilateral, esto es, opuesto al concepto de justicia.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  &gt;Fuente: El rincón del vago&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; font-size: 13px; font-family: sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 19px; "&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;La &lt;b&gt;ordalía&lt;/b&gt; o &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/g32Xmr"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Juicio de Dios&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/a&gt;era una institución jurídica que se practicó hasta finales de la &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edad_Media" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; "&gt;Edad Media&lt;/a&gt; en &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; "&gt;Europa&lt;/a&gt;. Debe entenderse como una de las pocas herramientas a disposición de los fiscales, siendo la otra más utilizada, la tortura judicial.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;Su origen se remonta a costumbres visigodas, y mediante ella se dictaminaba, atendiendo a supuestos mandatos divinos, la inocencia o culpabilidad de una persona o cosa (&lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libro" title="Libro" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "&gt;libros&lt;/a&gt;, obras de &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arte" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "&gt;arte&lt;/a&gt;, etc.) acusada de pecar o de quebrantar las normas jurídicas.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;Consistía en pruebas que en su mayoría estaban relacionadas con el &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuego" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; "&gt;fuego&lt;/a&gt;, tales como sujetar hierros candentes o introducir las manos en una &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoguera" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; "&gt;hoguera&lt;/a&gt;. En ocasiones también se obligaba a los acusados a permanecer largo tiempo bajo el &lt;a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agua" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(6, 69, 173); background-image: none; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; "&gt;agua&lt;/a&gt;. Si alguien sobrevivía o no resultaba demasiado dañado, se entendía que Dios lo consideraba inocente y no debía recibir castigo alguno.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: right; margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; font-family: sans-serif; "&gt;Fuente: Wikipedia&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; font-family: sans-serif; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Estamos hablando de hechos que sucedieron en la Europa medieval, entre los siglos XII y XIX. Una cosa del pasado, afortunadamente abolida ya hoy en día.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;¿O quizás no?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Os contaré una historia real, sucedida hace poco en Madrid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Un hombre vive con su esposa y sus hijos en su casa. Un día, ella abandona la casa. El hombre se queda en la casa con los hijos. Cuatro días más tarde, recibe una llamada del juzgado: han presentado una denuncia de malos tratos contra él.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tres años más tarde, se celebra el juicio contra el hombre. La madre dice cosas terribles contra el padre. El hombre lo niega todo. La fiscal solicita la declaración de los hijos contra el padre, pero estos se niegan a declarar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sin embargo, la esposa ha acudido a un Centro de Asistencia para mujeres maltratadas. La psicóloga que la atendió es llamada a declarar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;La psicóloga no tiene ninguna duda: es una mujer que lleva sufriendo maltrato habitual desde hace al menos diez años. ¿Cómo lo sabe? Porque su relato es totalmente creíble. Bueno, los primeros años ella no pensaba que era una mujer maltratada. Pero tras presentar la denuncia, y tras tres años de tratamiento psicológico, cuyo objetivo (según declara la psicóloga) es que "tome conciencia del maltrato recibido", por fin se ha convencido del monstruo con el que vivía y que podría haberla matado en cualquier momento.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;La psicóloga nunca ha intentado hablar con el hombre, el marido, el acusado: lo tiene expresamente prohibido. Nunca ha presentado una denuncia contra el marido, aunque no le importe afirmar categóricamente que conocía la situación de maltrato desde hace muchos años. Ni siquiera ha intentado que el acusado sepa de alguna forma que su mujer está siendo tratada psicológicamente por los malos tratos que el la está causando.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;La psicóloga nunca ha intentado verificar de forma alguna si lo que dice la mujer es cierto, salvo por los test psicológicos que le ha aplicado. Los test psicológicos a los que ha sido sometida la mujer, no tienen indicadores de sinceridad, a pesar de que la mujer "maltratada" es psicóloga también, y podría conocer cómo hay que rellenar estos test para que den el resultado deseado. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pero es que no es necesario. La psicóloga explica que tiene un sistema infalible para saber que la mujer no miente: El sistema del "&lt;i&gt;doble filtro". &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Consiste en lo siguiente: Cuando una mujer acude al SAVD pasa un primer filtro. Si después llega a nosotros y se la somete a tratamiento, pasa un segundo filtro. De este modo, las mujeres que pasan los dos filtros, son con toda seguridad mujeres maltratadas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;La fiscal, al oír esto, ya no tiene ninguna duda: aunque no existen informes médicos de ningún tipo de daños que puedan estar relacionados con alguna agresión, aunque el propio médico forense del juzgado declara que no hay ningún tipo de lesiones, &lt;b&gt;el &lt;i&gt;doble filtro&lt;/i&gt; es infalible&lt;/b&gt;, y por ello es un caso claro de maltrato, por lo tanto el acusado es culpable: solicita seis años de prisión para él.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hasta aquí la historia. Espero vuestros comentarios.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 1.5em; "&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-7001706558869735758?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/7001706558869735758/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=7001706558869735758' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7001706558869735758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/7001706558869735758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/02/el-juicio-de-dios.html' title='El juicio de Dios'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-2596304106185581248</id><published>2011-02-11T20:28:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-02-11T21:37:44.780+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vivir'/><title type='text'>El tiempo que nos quede por vivir</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(65, 75, 86); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; "&gt;&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(65, 75, 86); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 15px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;p style="line-height: 15px; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Cuando tenía 17 años, leí una cita que decía algo así como: “Si vives cada día como si fuera el último, algún día tendrás razón”. Me marcó, y desde entonces, durante los últimos 33 años, cada mañana me he mirado en el espejo y me he preguntado: “Si hoy fuese el último día de mi vida, ¿querría hacer lo que voy a hacer hoy?” Y si la respuesta era “No” durante demasiados días seguidos, sabía que necesitaba cambiar algo.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height: 15px; "&gt;Recordar que voy a morir pronto es la herramienta más importante que haya encontrado para ayudarme a tomar las grandes decisiones de mi vida.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height: 15px; "&gt;Porque prácticamente todo, las expectativas de los demás, el orgullo, el miedo al ridículo o al fracaso se desvanece frente a la muerte, dejando sólo lo que es verdaderamente importante.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height: 15px; "&gt;Recordar que vas a morir es la mejor forma que conozco de evitar la trampa de pensar que tienes algo que perder. Ya estás desnudo. No hay razón para no seguir tu corazón.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Estas palabras las pronunciaba Steve Jobs, el creador de Apple, hace ya algunos años, en el &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlHAiddNUY"&gt;discurso de graduación de la Universidad de Stanford&lt;/a&gt;. Él, que no llegó a terminar ninguna carrera, era sin embargo la estrella invitada.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Puede parecer que es muy fácil decir estas palabras cuando has tenido éxito. Sin embargo, recuerdo otra frase que leí en &lt;a href="http://www.franciscoalcaide.blogspot.com/"&gt;el blog de Francisco Alcaide&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Los ganadores buscan soluciones. Los perdedores buscan excusas.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No se trata sólo de ver la botella medio llena o medio vacía. Se trata de qué voy a hacer a partir de ahora. Porque mi pasado no lo puedo cambiar. Si he tenido una desgracia, si las cosas no han salido como pensaba, si he sido víctima de una injusticia: un perdedor se pasará el día lamentándose.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Tiempo de vida perdido.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A lo mejor, la diferencia entre el ganador y el perdedor no es lo que les pasa en la vida, sino lo que son capaces de hacer (o dejar de hacer) cuando les ha pasado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Recuerdo ahora otra reflexión (hoy va de citas la cosa) sobre los viajes:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Un viaje se disfruta tres veces: cuando se prepara, cuando se viaja y cuando se recuerda.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y yo digo: un viaje se disfruta tres veces: cuando se prepara, cuando se viaja, y cuando se descansa para poder preparar el próximo viaje. En la vida no puedes parar: si paras, estás muerto.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Como decía hace poco el &lt;a href="http://suicidasperezosos.blogspot.com/"&gt;doctor Krapp&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Hacia atrás, sólo para tomar impulso.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;El martes próximo tengo una cita importante en mi vida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Deseadme suerte.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-2596304106185581248?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/2596304106185581248/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=2596304106185581248' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/2596304106185581248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/2596304106185581248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/02/el-tiempo-que-nos-quede-por-vivir.html' title='El tiempo que nos quede por vivir'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-3927913063535107353</id><published>2011-01-30T21:34:00.007+01:00</published><updated>2011-01-31T00:39:01.233+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recuerdos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='el paso del tiempo'/><title type='text'>Compañeros</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TUXLjh4C48I/AAAAAAAA2DY/DnCZoTF3hj4/s1600/Compa%25C3%25B1eros%2Bde%2Bclase%2B1973.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 327px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TUXLjh4C48I/AAAAAAAA2DY/DnCZoTF3hj4/s400/Compa%25C3%25B1eros%2Bde%2Bclase%2B1973.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568080325562786754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hace mucho, mucho tiempo, un grupo de chicos y chicas estudiaron juntos un Curso de Orientación Universitaria. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Muchos de ellos era el primer curso que estudiaban juntos, pues hasta entonces en ése colegio las clases eran sólo para chicos. Las chicas no tenían sitio, hasta ese revolucionario curso, el primero de lo que luego sería una generalización de las clases bisexuales, las llamadas convencionalmente "clases mixtas".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y también para muchos de ellos ese curso sería también el último que pasarían juntos. La diáspora les llevaría a cada uno en una dirección. Ingenieros, licenciados, la universidad les esperaba, y luego una vida incierta. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seguramente ni les importaba demasiado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;¿Nunca os habéis preguntado qué fué de vuestros compañeros de colegio?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo me lo pregunto a menudo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sé de algunos. En realidad, hay dos a los que todavía considero mis amigos. A uno de ellos le veo casi cada año, a pesar de que ya no vive en Madrid. Al otro, de pascuas a ramos, quedamos y nos contamos nuestra vida. Consuela un poco ver cómo le ha tratado la vida al otro. Te sientes menos sólo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;¿Y los demás?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;De alguno de ellos tengo su correo electrónico, nos hemos mandado algún correo, pero nunca nos hemos llegado a ver. De otros es una perfecta incógnita. Suelo buscar a veces en la red por su nombre. Si el nombre no es muy común, y ha hecho alguna oposición o tiene algún cargo notorio, sale algo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Así sé que el que era mi amigo de la infancia, estudió farmacia y publicó un sesudo estudio &lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;sobre La cromatografía líquida. D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;e otro sé que empezó a trabajar en el Metro de Madrid y llegó a Director. Otro se convirtió en Maestro de Aikido.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;De las chicas no se nada de nada. Nada de Rosa, nada de Raquel, de Rita, de Victoria...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seguro que habrá habido de todo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Y a vosotros, ¿no os gustaría saber qué fué de aquella clase del colegio?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-3927913063535107353?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/3927913063535107353/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=3927913063535107353' title='5 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3927913063535107353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3927913063535107353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/01/companeros.html' title='Compañeros'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TUXLjh4C48I/AAAAAAAA2DY/DnCZoTF3hj4/s72-c/Compa%25C3%25B1eros%2Bde%2Bclase%2B1973.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-8085095318797684466</id><published>2011-01-05T21:24:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2011-01-05T22:06:16.139+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fumar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prohibir'/><title type='text'>Smoking</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TSTcrUuoOHI/AAAAAAAA0k4/zdpf8Fn0YNk/s1600/mujer_fumando.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TSTcrUuoOHI/AAAAAAAA0k4/zdpf8Fn0YNk/s320/mujer_fumando.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558810476938803314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dicen los sicólogos que, en términos perceptivos, la palabra "no" no existe. Es decir, que cuando decimos "no fumar" nuestro cerebro inmediatamente se imagina el humo saliendo del cigarrillo del tabaco.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;El efecto de las prohibiciones, es pues recordarnos precisamente aquello que nos prohiben. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hoy he oído en la radio una mujer que decía que antes era muy respetuosa con los no fumadores, pero que ahora que le prohíben fumar en cualquier sitio menos en la calle, se regodea en ello, e incluso le echa el humo en la cara a la gente con la que se cruza mientras camina por la acera.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Lo que sí es cierto es que han condenado a los "apestados" fumadores a exhibir sus verguenzas en la vía pública. Los que antes se escondían en los bares, en los que entraban con la excusa de tomar un café, ahora tienen que fumárselo a la vista de todos. Paradójicamente, se está forzando una exhibición del vicio, que muchos calificarían de pornográfica e indecente, forzados por la nueva ley antitabaco.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo la verdad es que, de tanto oír hablar del tabaco, me están entrando muchas ganas de fumar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dejé de fumar cigarrillos justo un día antes de los atentados de las torres gemelas, es decir hace ahora nueve años. Lo hice para no tener que aguantar más a mis hijos que habían desencadenado una campaña en toda regla, poniendo carteles por toda la casa y recordandome continuamente lo malo que es el tabaco.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Desde entonces no he vuelto a fumar.... cigarrillos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Fumo puros, de vez en cuando, de los que siempre tengo una caja en casa. No a diario, pero si me apetece un día le doy unas caladas (nunca más de dos o tres, luego me mareo mucho y lo apago).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Llega un momento en que a uno le empieza a tocar las narices tanta prohibición, tanto meterse en la vida de cada uno "por su propio bien". Ya hace tiempo que me parece que esta sociedad se está convirtiendo en algo bastante insufrible.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hace unos 20 años estuve un verano en California visitando a unos amigos. Allí ya se había puesto de moda toda esta mandanga de lo saludable, que no es solo no fumar, también es no consumir grasas, hacer deporte, etc. En definitiva, que te entraba un sentimiento de culpabilidad tremendo si no te dedicabas en cuerpo y alma a cuidar tu salud.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pero ya ves, tarde o temprano la acabas palmando. Decía Gruocho Marx que la principal causa de los divorcios son los matrimonios. Una verdad lapidaria, ¿no?. Pero yo abundo: la principal causa de la muerte son los nacimientos, ¿no?. O sea que cuando naces ya estás condenado a morirte. Así que toda esa mandanga de culpabilizarte por no hacer o dejar de hacer esto o aquello me parece cargante a más no poder.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Bueno volviendo al asunto del tabaco, lo peor de todo es que la ley "anima" a presentar denuncias anónimas si ves a alguien fumando "indebidamente", lo cual ya me parece el colmo. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;La hipocresía llega hasta el punto de que sin embargo el estado sigue permitiendo la venta de tabaco, cuando si es verdad que es tan malo, deberían prohibirlo y tema zanjado. ¿Como? ¿que entonces no ingresarían los 90% de impuestos que cobran por cada cajetilla de tabaco?. Mecachis!!!. Si es que nunca llueve a gusto de todos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Deberían permitir el libre consumo de tabaco, porque socialmente es muy beneficioso: lo fumadores la palman en promedio unos 20 años antes que el resto, de modo que pa cuando van a cobrar la jubilación se mueren, y de este modo habríamos resuelto de un plumazo el nudo gordiano de las pensiones: gracias a las pensiones no cobradas de los fumadores, los demas podremos cobrar las nuestras.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Si comulgamos con estas piedras de molino, ¿quien va a impedir que mañana prohíban por ejemplo el mal olor corporal, multando a aquellos que ofendan a las narices de otros en el metro o en el autobús?. O quizás se prohíba el consumo de tocino, chorizo y derivados, los cuales rebosan de colesterol "del malo", por motivos evidentes de salud pública. O a lo mejor tendríamos la obligación de hacer "&lt;i&gt;jogging&lt;/i&gt;" al menos 10 kilómetros a la semana, para mantenernos en forma (mi médico me recomienda 20 minutos de esfuerzo, a 180 pulsaciones menos la edad, o sea en mi caso a 130).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No se vosotros, pero yo esta noche le voy a dar unas caladas a mi puro... sí, ese que empecé ayer y le dí dos caladas... a vuestra salud.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-8085095318797684466?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8085095318797684466/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=8085095318797684466' title='6 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8085095318797684466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/8085095318797684466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2011/01/smoking.html' title='Smoking'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TSTcrUuoOHI/AAAAAAAA0k4/zdpf8Fn0YNk/s72-c/mujer_fumando.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-6807213529807676124</id><published>2010-11-03T08:34:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2010-11-03T09:49:45.057+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Noticias'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vejez'/><title type='text'>Noticias Before: Bernie Eccleston estrena andador</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TNEh4WN8eWI/AAAAAAAADHg/B7y20Ri_QCo/s1600/captura163.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 87px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TNEh4WN8eWI/AAAAAAAADHg/B7y20Ri_QCo/s400/captura163.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535242668935510370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Como regalo de 80 cumpleaños, Red Bull y su piloto Sebastian Vettel le dieron la semana pasada a Bernie Ecclestone un andador equipado con volante y alerón delantero.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;El polémico jefe de la fórmula-1 no quire echar el freno: "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;Bernie estaba tomando demasiada velocidad, tanto en las curvas como en las rectas&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span&gt;".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Con mil frentes abiertos dentro   del gran circo desde que llegó hace ya 32 años, recientemente se divorció de   su esposa croata Slavica después de 26 años juntos.   Por ahora no se ve un sucesor claro   para este maestro de ceremonias que tiene un triple "bypass" desde   1999.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"¿Jubilarme? ¿Por qué?. Necesito el dinero, no puedo permitirme el lujo de retirarme.   ¿Qué diferencia hay entre tener 79 años un día y 80 al siguiente? No hay.   ¿Qué otra cosa podría hacer sino trabajar?&lt;b&gt; La gente se retira para   morir&lt;/b&gt;". &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Al leer estas palabras, el Ministro de Trabajo ha declarado: "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;Este es el espíritu que deberían tener todos los trabajadores. Así, el Pacto de Toledo no peligraría de ningún modo&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-6807213529807676124?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/6807213529807676124/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=6807213529807676124' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6807213529807676124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/6807213529807676124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2010/11/noticias-before-bernie-eccleston.html' title='Noticias Before: Bernie Eccleston estrena andador'/><author><name>Caballero Negro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16154835445994270813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_APqYAo7It98/R2QHNmnoFAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jFsFB-HN-Cw/S220/1979+yo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TNEh4WN8eWI/AAAAAAAADHg/B7y20Ri_QCo/s72-c/captura163.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-184757208761360670</id><published>2010-11-01T21:31:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-11-02T09:09:01.908+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recuerdos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muertos'/><title type='text'>Jodío televisión!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TM_DJf8ongI/AAAAAAAAv0Q/yp3Gx7L9CIg/s1600/Curso+de+television+radio+Maymo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TM_DJf8ongI/AAAAAAAAv0Q/yp3Gx7L9CIg/s320/Curso+de+television+radio+Maymo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534857035023687170" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Así me llamaba mi tio Angel. Empezó a decirlo después de que hiciese un curso de electrónica por correspondencia, que terminaba montando una tele, de esas de válvulas, que ¡funcionaba!.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mis tíos tenían un taller de muebles, y aún conservo algunos de los que ellos fabricaban, especialmente la cama donde duermo cada noche. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;En el taller de muebles tenían un antiguo tocadiscos, enmohecido, que ya no funcionaba. Un día, tendría yo quizás 12 ó 13 años, lo descubrí, y enseguida despertó mi curiosidad. Me dejaron llevármelo a casa y lo fuí destripando cuidadosamente: condensadores, resistencias válvulas... todo un mundo fantástico y misterioso se abrió ante mí.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Angel era el mayor de los hermanos, el mas "emprendedor", podríamos decir. Mi padre le llamaba "el cachalunas", porque de pequeño era un trasto de cuidado y se cargó más de un cristal. De muy joven se cayó de lo alto de un pajar. Se debió de hacer mucho daño, pero se lo calló, y no le llevaron al médico, de modo que se quedó cojo para toda su vida.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mi tío Angel fué uno de esos inmigrantes de la posguerra, los que lo pasaron peor, porque su inmigración fué del campo a la ciudad. De un campo empobrecido y hambriento, incapaz de mantener a la pléyade de hijos que Dios traía a las familias y les obligaba a buscarse la vida emigrando a una ciudad, donde si trabajabas podrías labrarte un futuro. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pero el cambio cultural y el desarraigo para esos inmigrantes debió de ser tremendo. Mi tío Angel tardó mucho en casarse, aunque finalmente lo hizo con otra mujer de pueblo, de un pueblo de Castilla donde hoy reposan sus huesos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-184757208761360670?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/184757208761360670/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=184757208761360670' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/184757208761360670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/184757208761360670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2010/11/jodio-television.html' title='Jodío televisión!'/><author><name>Rrío</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04300865070621822096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/352813437_d39e2af2a7.jpg?v=0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qnb8hkfRiSg/TM_DJf8ongI/AAAAAAAAv0Q/yp3Gx7L9CIg/s72-c/Curso+de+television+radio+Maymo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-3033350078922498253</id><published>2010-10-28T09:42:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-10-28T10:04:04.371+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='igualdad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inventos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Noticias'/><title type='text'>Noticias Before: patentan el babero con pechos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TMkp5zJCQbI/AAAAAAAADHY/V8SaN3y5jFY/s1600/captura153.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TMkp5zJCQbI/AAAAAAAADHY/V8SaN3y5jFY/s320/captura153.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532999690158752178" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mister Alfred L Goldson, a la sazón habitante de Washington, DC,&lt;a href="http://ip.com/patent/US4776546"&gt; ha inventado y patentado un babero con forma de mamas &lt;/a&gt;y con dos alojamientos para sendos biberones, de forma que el padre pueda dar la leche a sus hijos sujetandoles con ambas manos al igual que hace la madre.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-"Se trata de un paso más hacia la igualdad auténtica de hombres y mujeres. En este momento, estoy trabajando en el diseño de una vagina artificial, que permita a los hombres concebir y dar a luz hijos por si mismos. Pero el diseño aún es secreto y no puedo dar más detalles" ha declarado el inventor.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sin embargo sus detractores señalan que este invento, usado por mujeres, les permitirá tener cuatro tetas funcionales, manteniendo su ventaja sobre el hombre.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8008278452905927442-3033350078922498253?l=beforethedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/feeds/3033350078922498253/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8008278452905927442&amp;postID=3033350078922498253' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3033350078922498253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8008278452905927442/posts/default/3033350078922498253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beforethedark.blogspot.com/2010/10/noticias-before-patentan-el-babero-con.html' title='Noticias Before: patentan el babero con pechos'/><author><name>Caballero Negro</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16154835445994270813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_APqYAo7It98/R2QHNmnoFAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jFsFB-HN-Cw/S220/1979+yo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_APqYAo7It98/TMkp5zJCQbI/AAAAAAAADHY/V8SaN3y5jFY/s72-c/captura153.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8008278452905927442.post-3450698056901393742</id><published>2010-10-21T17:05:00.007+02:00</published><updated>2010-10-21T17:37:30.647+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reflexiones de mi vida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muerte'/><title type='text'>El libro de los muertos</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#66FF99;"&gt;Mi amigo:&lt;/span&gt; Recuerdo que escribías en un blog. ¿Porqué escribes?.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF9966;"&gt;Yo:&lt;/span&gt; Un compañero mío, que podría tener nuestra edad, falleció de repente. En unos meses, por un cáncer de páncreas, pasó de estar comiendo con notros tranquilamente en un restaurante a estar descansando en posición horizontal en una caja de pino. Aquel hecho me sobrecogió de tal manera que conté lo que sentía, lo escribí en un blog. Lo llamé &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;Before The Dark &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;porque &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;Dark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt; simboliza la oscuridad, la muerte, aquello después de lo cual no hay nada. Y puesto que no hay nada, lo que tengas que hacer o decir, hazlo o dilo antes, cuando aún tienes tiempo. El tiempo es más corto de lo que parece. Dejar las cosas para luego es absurdo. Cuando tengas algo que hacer o decir, hazlo o dilo ahora.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#66FF99;"&gt;Mi amigo: &lt;/span&gt;Yo pienso exactamente lo mismo. Mi madre falleció hace poco. Su fallecimiento, y la situación en que se encuentra ahora mi padre, me han hecho reflexionar mucho sobre la vejez. Cuando hablo con mi amigo M
